Stupidity and Hiprocrisy

Yep…that’s today’s topic once I get past what’s new in ‘dese parts.

We had to cancel Date Night last night…again…that makes 3 weeks in a row. The first two times it was because Connie wasn’t feeling well but last night it was the rain. Right about the time we were thinking about going the thunderstorm started and it was moving pretty slow…we decided that it wasn’t worth driving as far as we planned in the rain down one of the major rush hour routes in the pouring rain with no visibility and people that don’t know how to drive.

So instead…we had the rest of the House Special Fried Rice that we picked up from #1 Wok on the way home from Bingo on Sunday. Connie won 3 or 4 times so it was a hit for her, but in deference to her tummy which was still a little less than normal we picked up the fried rice instead of our normal post Bingo pizza from Jet’s Pizza. Assuming she still feels better tonight Neil will run down and pick us up some ribs from Smokin’ Pit BBQ…two racks and sides of fried okra, fried mushrooms, and baked beans will give us dinner for two nights. It’s about the best BBQ we’ve found down here…it isn’t as good as Dreamland up in Tuscaloosa AL or Oklahoma Joe’s (now known as Kansas City Joe’s) out in Kansas City but it is pretty darned tasty.

Nothing else is really going on…Neil’s biking every other day…Connie had 2 funeral masses so far this week along with cantering both days over the weekend. We do have a trip to St. Augustine FL scheduled for late September for the Florida Ladies of Elks convention/conference…and are thinking about spending a couple days either there or up in Savannah GA before coming back home…but we’ll wait until later and check weather forecasts and hurricane maps before making a final decision on that. We’re all just getting so bored doing nothing that we need a break to do something…anything really.

We got a ‘Hold the Date’ for Neil’s 50th high school reunion next summer…put it on the calendar but no idea whether we’ll go or not. Personally he’s not really all that interested but perhaps we’ll need a trip out of town or something interesting.

Ok, let’s get on to the stupidity…most of this is government stupidity of course although the first one is private sector.

Ya’ll probably read in the news a couple weeks back about Mr. Branson and his trip up to space…he’s got a company named Virgin Space or some such that will take tourists up to ‘space’ for the slight feel $250,000 each. For that price you get a ride in a rocket powered airplane that gets carried up to 45,000 feet dropped off and then lights it’s engine before zooming skyward. After reaching a maximum altitude of about 52 or 53 miles it glides back down and lands about 14 minutes after it was dropped off and the passengers get to experience 2 or 3 minutes of ‘weightlessness’. Then today…Jeff Bezos of Amazon fame launched himself up in his Blue Origins rocket…which actually takes off vertically like a rocket does and after 4 minutes or so the engine cuts off, the capsule at the top separates and coasts up to about 63 or 64 miles before falling back earthward and sending up a couple of parachutes at about 5,000 feet to drift back to land in the sand of west Texas. His price for paying passengers…a bargain at only $200,000 each (according to reports). 

You probably notice that the maximum altitude of each of those is different…and that’s because there’s some disagreement on what constitutes ‘space’. So…just how does one tell if you’r in space or not? As you probably already know…as one increases altitude the density of the air gets less and less and eventually you’re in a vacuum which is generally how space is defined. For many years…the Kármán line was the definition of space at an altitude of 100 kilometers or 62 miles…hence Mr. Bezos’s rocket topping out at just over that. That definition worked just fine…until the US Air Force got involved. Back in the 50s or 60s…the Air Force decided that they wanted to be able to declare some of their high altitude test pilots…specifically those that flew in the X-15 rocket plane…as astronauts. Some of the flights of that craft exceeded the Kármán line at 62 miles but most of them only reached altitudes between 50 and 60 miles high…and those pilots felt discriminate against I guess and lobbied for a different definition. In order to please them…the Air Force…and in turn the FAA and NASA…redefined space as being higher than 80 kilometers or 50 miles. Thus…all of the X-15 pilots became ‘astronauts’. Unfortunately…most of the rest of the world, in fact just about all of it…still recognizes the Kármán line line as space.

Personally…I think that both are BS. In my view…you’re not in space unless you’re in orbit. To date…the only private company that has done that (and it has a pretty good record going) is SpaceX. While I don’t generally think much of Mr. Musk…he did build a company that successfully puts people in space and he will even take tourists along starting next year I believe…some to the space station and some just to orbit. His price will be slightly higher though…somewhere between $30 and $55 million depending on which source you believe on the interwebs.

Both Branson and Bezos have licenses from the FAA to take tourists to ‘space’…but I think that the first time one of them hits the ground at a thousand miles an hour and kills a bunch of rich people…the licenses will get pulled no matter how many waivers said rich people have signed. Maybe if they get to 100 flights without a failure…as SpaceX has…there might be a pause until they figure out what went wrong but I dunno for sure. In any event…Mr. Branson says that by late 2022 they will be sending up their craft at 350 flights per year and Mr. Bezos thinks perhaps several dozen a year by 2023…but the problem with both of those is scale. Branson has a single carrying aircraft and a single rocket ship that carries 2 pilots and 4 passengers. He wants to double the capacity but that means a whole new rocket ship to be designed and tested and probably a higher payload carrying aircraft…of which he only has one currently. I don’t know what the turnaround time on the rocket ship is or the maintenance schedule for the carrying aircraft is…but he’s not doing more than one flight per day with one of each. Bezos on the other hand has multiple rockets and capsules…so his projections by 2023 at least seem remotely possible but again it depends on turnaround time for the various components.

Rich boys and their toys I guess…both have a long way to go compared to SpaceX as far as doing anything actually useful in space.

As you know…I get the weekly newsletter with humorous stories from the news…one of this week’s stories was about a lady that lives over on the east coast of Florida who has something over $100K in parking fines…for parking on the grass on her property, for having a driveway that the city decided was inadequate, for having a fence that fell down in a hurricane and she waited on insurance payment before replacing it, and for parking on the grass after she no longer parked on “her own grass that she paid for” as her lawsuit against the city says. That reminded me of some of the stupidity here on the west coast of Florida…and why we deliberately did not look at any houses located within the city limits of Cape Coral. Again…in CC as thy call it…it is illegal to park on your grass for any reason despite there being basically no on street parking in any of the residential neighborhoods. In addition…it is illegal to leave your garage door open and illegal to leave your trash can or recycling bin out despite the completely random time that your collection actually happens. You’re supposed to bring your trash can back into the back yard rather than leave it out over night…but if the garbage man hasn’t come by sunset and you bring it in…and then he comes by afterwards as has happened in our neighborhood at least once…then your trash doesn’t get picked up. At least in North Fort Myers you put it out the night before and it can stay out until it’s picked up…that usually happens on Tuesday but occasionally it gets over to Wednesday depending on truck availability I guess.

Up in Punta Gorda…the city council has approved installation of a whole bunch of free electrical vehicle recharging stations…at least the first one is free. Seems they have a company that will put them in free of charge to the city and handle maintenance and pay for the power for some time period…but if the company goes out of business apparently the city will get stuck with the bill for maintaining them and the power bill. So…at least in Punta Gorda…real estate taxes might go to pay for the free charging stations for those ‘green’ vehicles…there’s also some consternation going on about road maintenance and what will happen when gas powered vehicles are deemed illegal. Current federal gasoline tax collects about $73 million per day…which goes to road construction and maintenance but for which electrical vehicles pay nothing. This (a) isn’t fair to the people who pay gas taxes since the EV for get a free ride…and (b) doesn’t explain how roads will get fixed when gasoline taxes go away. Makes me glad we didn’t get a house in PG either.

Ok…on to federal government stupidity…although the rest of these get into hypocrisy as well.

Up in Congress…as you know we’re currently proceeding down a dual infrastructure bill path. One ‘bipartisan’ bill which covers actual infrastructure that both political parties support…it’s about $1.5 trillion of which $700 million or so is new spending and the rest is leftover COVID money that hasn’t been spent…and the bill includes plans for how to pay for the spending. In parallel with that is the Democrats ‘human infrastructure bill’…whatever that is…that is currently at $3.5 trillion…even though the contents of the bill haven’t been written yet but Mr. Schumer is trying to force a vote on it this week. Apparently he’s trying to get the reconciliation budget resolution passed so that the Senate Parliamentarian…who gets to determine whether the individual parts are even eligible for reconciliation…can be bypassed as from what we read in the news about it some of it clearly does not fall within the reconciliation rules. Minimum wage, Medicare expansion, and just about every other progressive demand is included in their bill…which even the Democrats admit will be estimated by the Congressional Budget Office at around $5.5 trillion…most of which is not paid for.

Their spending plan covers 8 years because some of the provisions ‘expire’…but the payment part of the plan covers 15 years with not expiration of the higher taxes and budget deficits required to pay for it…and you know that assuming it passes they’ll try to make the spending a permanent entitlement next year.

The major things they’re using to pay for their bill are higher taxes on the rich and projected long term economic growth.

Taking the second one first…this is the same projected long term economic growth that the other side used to ‘pay’ for the tax cut back in 2016…and which the Democrats including Mr. Schumer labeled at that time as “fake math”, a “gimmick”, and “counting chickens before they hatch”…not to mention “voodoo economics”. No matter though…despite decrying the practice 5 years ago they’re all for it now. In reality…it was BS then and it’s BS now.

Taxes…I’m sure you’ve seen Schumer, et. al.…all taking about the “rich paying their fair share”…so let’s talk just a bit about who pays taxes.

Taxes are based on income…and wealth is a different animal than income…let’s take Mr. Bezos for example as he’s currently the world’s richest individual. He is a very wealthy man…but wealth is not taxable in the United States…it is specifically outlawed in the Constitution. In fact…even our current income tax required a constitutional amendment to make it legal…but that’s another blog post. His actual income is about $2 million dollars a year in salary…the fact that he owns a metric buttload of Amazon stock as wealth is irrelevant.

So…now that you’re up to date with the difference between wealth and income and which is taxed…let’s talk about who actually pays income taxes.

These numbers come directly from the IRS…and are for tax year 2017 which was the latest information available as of April 2021 when the
article I’m referencing
was written. Total personal income tax for that year was about $1.6 trillion.

  • The top 1% have 21% of the income total and pay 38.5% of the taxes
  • The top 5% have 36% of the income and pay 59.2% of the taxes
  • The top 10% have 47.7% of the income and pay 71.1% of the taxes
  • The top 50% have 89% of the income and pay 97% of the taxes.

Dividing just into two categories…the top 50% and the bottom 50%…the dividing line is $41,740 in income. This lower half pays 3% of personal income taxes while the top half pays 97%.

So…don’t believe what you hear from Schumer and company…they’re really good at spending other people’s money.

Yes…there are rich people; and most of them got that way through hard work by either themselves or their ancestors…and by running successful companies and taking risks. However…most of those people actually don’t make that much taxable income…nothing compared to their wealth which is prudently invested to grow and prosper.

Corporate taxes…you’ll also recall the horror stories about how big companies like Apple and Amazon don’t pay enough taxes…but there is no legal requirement to pay any more taxes than necessary…the tax code is after all written by Congress and each and every on of those ‘loopholes’ the Democrats want to close were put there by a succession of both Democratic and Republican controlled Congress and administrations…and each was put in place for what seemed like a good reason at the time.

Our tax system is progressive…the higher your income the higher both your tax rate and your total payment becomes…personally I think we should put the IRS out of business and go to a progressive but flat tax. No deductions at all…zip, nada,  nothing. List your income…an again I emphasize income, not wealth…and then pay the required percentage on your total income. I could not find it again…but I ran across a web pate a year or so back that listed what flat rate tax brackets would have to be in order to collect the same amount of total tax from each percentile group that we have now…and the rate started at something in the 8% or 10% range for the low end and maxed out at 25% or so for the top 1% of income earners.

I’ve got some more on the voting rights controversies going on right now…but this has gotten long enough so I’ll save them for another day.

In the “What Were They Thinking” category.

Over at the Fort Lauderdale airport last week…a 74 year old Canadian citizen got into some sort of dispute with the airline employee at the counter and ended up walking away. The employee told him that he would have to take his luggage with him…at which point he told them there was a bomb in it and continued walking away. Net result…3 of the 4 terminals were evacuated and the airport was shut down for several hours with 50ish flights cancelled…and he was charged with making a false bomb threat — a second-degree felony. 

Up in Atlanta…someone in a black neighborhood called 911 to report a shooting incident…and amazingly enough a whole passle of cops responded. One of the cars was occupied by a white officer…who upon exiting his vehicle with his partner because the center of a pop up peaceful protest with residents screaming things like “get that white pig out of here” and “take him down”…to the point where the senior officer on scene sent him without his partner back to his car. Meanwhile…the dude that got shot keeps yelling that he’s just fine with white cops being there as long as they don’t let him die.

How is this not racist…and how does it show support for the cops who put their lives on the line each and every day.

Like I said…What…Were…They…Thinking. Short answer…they weren’t and racism goes both ways.

This week…a documentary was released on the 3rd anniversary of the suicide of Anthony Bourdain…who I’ll admit we did watch his show back when it was on. I have to admit…the original No Reservations was worth watching but the replacement show Layover was not nearly as good but was decent…his third show Parts Unknown took a distinctly more political slant and became more commentary than travel related. No problem with that…his show so his ideas…but then eventually he killed himself apparently over depression because his girlfriend left him and then last week’s documentary. It included some apparently record quotes by him as part of the liberal canonization of the man…but it turns out that he never actually said some of those things. The producer/director/whoever was in charge took a bunch of excerpts from his email and then used an AI voice to mimic him actually saying them and presented them in the film as ‘quotes’. Not quite accurate and he was pilloried by even the liberal press…and apparently he thought and still thinks that there isn’t anything wrong with doing so…because it enhanced his ‘art’.

I did get a couple critter photos out back yesterday…but Neil ain’t processed them for me yet so they’ll have to wait ’til next time I reckon.

OK, enough of that for today…on to interesting things found on the net.

I really wish that ‘news sources’ would hire writers who can construct a sentence that makes sense and a headline that both makes sense and actually is supported by the article. Today’s case in point is an article from yahoo.com about one of the alternate US Olympic gymnasts who tested positive for COVID in the athlete’s village despite being fully vaccinated…that’s newsworthy but then about halfway through the article it says “the main team members…and then named them…are quartered together separately”.

Now I ask ya…do those bolded words above make a lick o’ sense? Nope.

This one was posted in the Attic section on Neil’s photography forum…and while I’m sure that one could have written a similar blurb about the Republican Party…this one was about the Democrats…and while it is pithy and written to slam that party…there’s a whole lot of truth in what it says.

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This is a Green Tree Python…a 2 meter long snake found in South America.

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Yes…I said Green Tree Python. 

But it’s yellow you say? Correct-amundo…the babies are apparently yellow.

The driver of this truck is sooooooo fired. No, the bridge did not fall on the truck…he hit it so hard that (a) the bed of the truck was detached from the remainder of the t ruck which is presumably either under or past the bridge and (b) the bridge structure was knocked 4 or 5 feet sideways.

You did know that most bridges are not actually attached to their support structure, right? For thermal expansion reasons generally they just sit on top situated in such a manner with slots, shelves and such so that they can’t fall off the supports.

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These two require some thought…

Horse picnic

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Another from the photo forum…that’s a 35mm film can for those of you who aren’t old enough to remember what they are.

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How lost are they?

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And finally…anybody who’s ever gotten a package from Amazon can appreciate this…a SIM card is about a half inch square and less than 1/8 inch thick.

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Cyas.

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Hurricane Elsa…She Sorta Wussed Out On Us

Before I get into all of that…sorry ‘bout not posting for the past going on 3 weeks now…but there just ain’t been anything worth yakking about…it’s been raining a lot so no wildlife out at the pond, we skipped Date Night the past 2 weeks once because Connie wasn’t feeling well and once for Elsa, and we haven’t been to the Elks in a couple weeks either.

We just have been staying home doin nuttin’ as they say.

We did have a nice dinner for Independence Day…some gourmet mashed taters, bison burgers topped with onions and mushrooms and cheese, and some corn on the cob…but it was way too hot too cook outside that day so we just steamed them inside…not quite as good as grilling them but it is what it is. Neil also made some of his famous Blueberry Crisp using the recipe that we got from Dogbite and Catscratch some years back…only instead of blueberries he used a can of peach slices and made it Peach Cobbler Crisp…we tried it with just whipped cream, then with caramel sauce and whipped cream, then with mint chocolate chip ice cream…and we’re going back wot the caramel sauce and whipped cream for the last one this evening as it was the best topping…next time he does peaches he needs to add a bit of sugar to the syrup and peach mixture before piling on the crisp part and baking it.

Connie got herself a new Apple Silicon M1 MacBook Air a couple weeks back…well, actually Neil got it for her…and then since he’s the head of the IT department he set it up for her. She got the Rose Gold case one to match her iPhone and iPad…she’s happy because it’s faster and since it’s got a better screen things on it are a lot clearer for her than before. He investigated trading her old one in…Apple takes them in trade…but it was only worth about 100 bucks so he’s keeping it for a spare on the shelf at least for now. Hopefully the new higher performance one will get released soon and he can upgrade his 2015 MacBook Pro as well…but her old one was from 2013 so she needed a new one worse than he does although his keys are a lot more worn off then her old one is…good thing he’s a touch typist I reckon.

So…Hurricane Else…guess ya read ‘bout it over the past week or so as it made it’s way through the islands down in the Caribbean…it mostly stayed just a tropical storm and after passing over Cuba heading mostly west it took a right just past Key West and headed up the west side of Florida. It turned into a hurricane category 1 just after it passed about 50 miles west of North Fort Myers and then weakened again before making landfall up the coast just east of Cedar Key and north of Tampa. 

Not knowing what it would do…we sort of rigged for storms at home…moved the plants inside from the lanai as well as some of the lighter stuff into the garage. The heavier stuff on the lanai got shoved over into one corner and he put a couple of tie downs around it to hold everything steady. We had expected…and were forecast for…winds of 40-50 knots but the highest wind we recorded was just 26 and that just once. Rainwise…we got about 4.5 inches over the 36 hours it rained…again mostly just regular rain and not your typical hurricane downpour. We were on the northeast side of the storm as it past which is the worst side usually but Elsa was a strange one. She really didn’t have a defined eye like most tropical storms/hurricanes do but sort of an oval center of circulation with no defined clear area in the middle. The strangest part was that our strongest wind and most of the heavy rain happened after she was past us and north of Tampa…we did get some thunderstorms in the wee hours of Wednesday morning and a tornado warning but as far as we heard no actual tornadoes on the ground.

Sure enough…by mid day on Wednesday it was no longer raining and by late afternoon the sun was back out and we were right back into Florida summertime weather. After Neil’s bike ride this morning (Thursday) we put the lanai back together after Neil took the opportunity to blow all the dirt and stuff out the doors since it was empty already.

Dinner tonight…he’s got a pork tenderloin marinating in some dry rub in the fridge and some corn he got from the Winn Dixie the other day along with a zucchini he’ll grill for her…he’ll probably do a couple of mushrooms for a side dish for himself.

I don’t have any Fun Stuff© to report on or cool wildlife photos for ya…but he did give me a few photos to illustrate how much our pond out back varies it’s water level over the year.

Normally…summer is the rainy season down here and winter is the dry season. Last summer…2020…however it really didn’t rain much in our neighborhood, it seemed like most of the storms coming in from the southwest from the Gulf (the typical direction) split and it rained north and south of us but not where we were. Consequently, the pond got pretty low and then even lower during the dry season this past winter.

None of these are really great shots…but they’re just helpful to show you the water level change. Pay attention to the notes in the captions as they’ll become clear later on. The first three were taken some last summer and some at the beginning of the dry season.

In this first one…note the position of the couple of clumps of grass at the far left side near the end of the lake, also the dry bank areas on the left side of the pond (across from our house which is just out of frame to the right) known as Ragnar Beach, and also the partial tree on the far right side, particularly how far it is from the water. Also all the dry clumps of grass on the right side of the lake (right of center in the image) just behind the house. This one was from last summer sometime.

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Ragnar Beach at the end of the 2021 dry season…as you can see it’s a lot more beach than in the above…the top of the sandy bank is about 4 feet out of the water at this point.

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This one is Alligator Shelf…in the first shot above it is underwater just about where the circular ripple is right the dark double clump in the first shot…this was taken at the end of the dry season in April or so and is about 3 feet or so lower than in the first shot which was already pretty low. 

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The rest of these were all taken after Else passed through. First one…the grass clumps just left of center are the same clumps that were high and dry in the first shot…and Alligator Shelf is just about where the reflected sky is visible in the water right of the grass and left of the sign reflection in the water. The shelf is about 4 feet underwater today.

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Ragnar Beach…well it would be if it wasn’t under water. All of those grass clumps that are surrounded by water were high and dry a month ago.

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Remember that partial tree from the first shot…as you can see in this one it’s just about at the water line and the clump of grass you can see about even with it was dry a month ago and is now several feet under. All of those small grass tufts just below center of the image were also dry.

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This is the bank just behind our lanai…about 12 or so feet from the edge and 4 feet down. The bank has about a 45 degree slope and the edge of the grass is about a foot deep.

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So…you might be thinking that we’re about to get flooded but fear not…it would take a lot…a huge amount more…before it got up to us. The edge of the lanai is 4 feet at least above the current water level and with the bank the way it is every foot of rise increases the pond surface are by 25% or so…meaning it would take more water to go up another foot than it did for the previous foot. Even if it got to the lanai it would need another foot rise to get to the house and that would increase the pond area by 10 or 20 times…so we’re not worried.

We did not lose power at all…in fact I heard of no outages in the entire area but that’s because most of the power infrastructure to the houses is underground. The high voltage lines are kept clear of trees and once it leaves the substation for a development it’s underground in waterproof conduit.

And that’s about all the excitement for this week…sorry to ramble on about pond levels and such but it’s something for ya…

Interesting things found on the net.

I’m really puzzled why math people feel it necessary to figure out things like this.

MoreMathWeirdness

and 296³ + 584³ + 415³ = 296,584,415 710³ + 656³ + 413³ = 710,656,413 828³ + 538³ + 472³ = 828,538,472

It turns out that if you square 99 and then take the reciprocal you get a very strange number as well.

99Squared

And then there’s the number 2592…or the ABCD number. It is the only number known such that ABCD is equal to A to the B power times C to the D power. 

You might need to be a nerd from the 60s to get this one…think The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. The books…a trilogy consisting of 5 books and then a 6th sequel)…was written by the late Douglas Adams and it also includes “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, “Life, the Universe, and Everything”, “So Long, and Thanks For all the Fish”, “Mostly Harmless”, and “And Another Thing”. On page 16 of the first book you’ll find that 42 is

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Ima tellin’ ya…nobody understands mathematicians…nobody.

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RomanticWife

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And finally…

HighwayToHell

Cyas.

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We’re Back

We took a short trip up to VA to see Alex and his parents this week and last…gone from home for 7 days. 

It’s about 900 miles up there so going up we stopped overnight in Florence SC as it’s a bit over halfway and then got to our hotel in Midlothian mid-afternoon last Thursday. After checking in we had a short rest and a shower and then went over to the kid’s house for dinner which turned out to be pizza. Alex is still in school in the mornings so our original plan was to head over there after school was done for the day. It turned out that Bryan had an appointment he needed to go to so on Friday we showed up early enough for him to make that and watched Alex while he did school remotely…it was Field day so mostly they were doing various puzzles and exercises. After that…Bryan made waffles for dinner and then we headed back to the hotel.

By bedtime…it was clear that Neil had picked up a cold somewhere along the way…sore throat, aches and pains and sniffles. He took some drugs and wasn’t any better Saturday morning…but we headed over to the kid’s house for Alex’s class picnic at the park in their development…it was cold and windy so nobody really stayed very long and we got back to the house in the mid afternoon. For dinner…we headed over to a local Mexican place and had dinner before heading back to the hotel from the restaurant.

Sunday morning we changed our plans a bit…we would still leave Monday as planned but instead of going to Charleston SC for 2 nights as we had never seen Fort Sumter despite living there 6 years or so…and then heading back to Florida on Wednesday. The hotel we were going to be in was on the expensive side and we know from experience that dinner in Charleston downtown is expensive…and there would be another $60 for 2 ferry tickets out to the fort and back. With Neil feeling poorly…we would not have enjoyed the trip so we cancelled that reservation…gotta love hotels.com and their cancellation fee policy…and would head home on Monday.

We did stop by the Wegmans on the way to the kid’s house…bought a couple of duck breasts that just aren’t available down in Florida and also picked up some steaks as neither Neil or Connie wanted another dinner out…we needed some basic home cooked food at least one night. Bryan made a sautéed red potato and mushroom dish…which Neil decided to steal as it was pretty darned good…and Neil grilled some NY Strip steaks which we had along with a bottle of wine they also picked up at Wegmans…the kids don’t drink but a good steak really needs a good wine in our opinion.

By the time dinner was done and cleaned up it was Alex’s bedtime so we bid them adieu after Connie read a book to him and headed bak to the hotel. 

Monday it was a repeat of the previous trip…up early and on the road with stops for food and gas. We overnighted in the Savannah GA area, ran out to a Longhorn Steakhouse nearby for dinner and then back to the hotel. By this time Neil was feeling somewhat better except for the aches and being tired so they were glad they had changed their plans…Fort Sumter will always be there on the next trip.

Tuesday we finished the drive home and got unpacked…then Neil did some pasta with scallops and bacon with a lemon wine sauce for dinner.

It’s been raining a lot lately…we’ve had over 4 inches in the 3+ days we’ve been back and over 11 for the last month…as a result our pond out back has filled up at least 2 to 3 feet. It was down almost as low as it got last summer but is back to full now. With the rain and the ongoing construction of new houses up in the front of Magnolia Landing…they’re doing the infrastructure layout for water, sewer, and electrical which necessitated a road closure on the main road in and an associated detour through a couple of the other side residential streets…a lot of the storm drains are temporarily blocked to keep construction debris out of them so there was 6 or 8 inches of water on the road as we drove back home from the Elks Lodge taco night on Thursday. It was better today (Friday) and looks like it will be less dreary over the weekend and into next week.

So…no pictures for ya this week…woulda had some from Fort Sumter if we had gone…but we didn’t so you don’t.

Interesting things found on the internet.

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CowHumor

SquirrelsCrossingRoad

ThisComplicatesThings

How blondes think cows work.

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This one was from Neil’s photography forum…but it was in the non photo section.

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The image could easily have a man with the kangaroo and it would still be funny. It did engender a bunch of comments from men on the forum that were along the lines of “gladly paid the price for the past 50 years and darn well worth it” as well as “when you find the one…never let her go”.

Cyas.

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Memorial Day Weekend

This weekend is Memorial Day weekend…and like most of us we’ll be grilling some meat out back on the lanai on Monday and generally having a good time. Nothing wrong with that at all.

However…in the midst of your celebrations and libations…please take a moment to reflect on the actual holiday we’re celebrating and what it means. Politics aside…we have a free country here in the US of A with constitutional rights, a good economy, and plenty of brews and burgers for the holiday. Remember that it is our men and women in uniform who have fought for their country…and a good number of them have died for their country…in order for us to have the freedoms we have. Neil as you know retired from the Navy and although he was never in combat it was always a possibility that some situation could blow up somewhere in the world and we would end up in hostilities with another country.

I just took a look at wikipedia and going back to the Revolutionary war we’ve had 666,441…plus or minus…members of the armed forces killed in the service of their country. Most were men because until recently women were legally barred from serving in combat units but that number does include women who were killed not serving in combat units plus those serving in those units since the prohibition was lifted. 

That’s what the holiday is about…Memorial Day is a day to remember those who sacrificed their lives in the service of the country…and to thank them for their service and as President Lincoln said at Gettysburg…”they shall not have died in vain.”

So in the midst of your barbecuing and quaffing of tasty beverages…don’t forget to remember the fallen and to raise a toast in their honor. And if you are a veteran…as Neil is…I thank you and appreciate your service.

OK…what else is going on. We headed off to Orlando on Thursday morning for the Florida Elks Convention at the Rosen Center which is immediately adjacent to Sea World…and I gotta tell you I-4 in Orlando is about the worst traffic we’ve ever been in and that includes LA, San Francisco, and NYC. It’s just turrible as Charles Barkley would say…turrible.

Neil says that when we go up for the convention next year he’s finding a way to get there without getting onto I-4…it’s that bad.

Anyways…they had these great plans on where they were going to eat out on Thursday and Friday nights…but then they discovered the Hospitality Suites. Essentially each district gets a suite for their use from the hotel as part of the convention package along with the Ladies of Elks and several other groups associated with them…and every darned one of them has an open bar and way too much eatables. Each district has somewhere between a dozen and two dozen lodges in it and each lodge is told by their district management what they should provide for the hospitality suite…6 bottles of booze or whatever along with mixers, food and all the various accessories and ingredients needed…and none of it is the cheap booze, it’s all top shelf stuff.

So by the time you wander around 3 or 4 of those and spend 30 or 45 minutes at each socializing, nibbling, and quaffing adult beverages…well let’s just say that dinner becomes and afterthought. Thursday night they were still a bit hungry so they split an appetizer…conch fritters which while they did have calories had pretty much no flavor…at the poolside bar before heading back up to the room.

Friday morning came early with the alarm going off at 0430…Connie had a Ladies of Elks luncheon at noon but he was headed back over to the Orlando Wetlands Park Preserve to see the birds…and he needed to be there at sunrise which was 0630…and it was 40 miles away. He stopped by the Golden Arches and got a breakfast sammy and cup of coffee for breakfast and headed over. Arriving just before sunrise and the park opening…he went on a nice 4 mile or so hike around the marshes and lakes before getting back to the parking lot about 0830 to head back to the hotel…that might seem like a pretty early stopping point but the beautiful golden light only hangs around for an hour or so in the morning and afternoon…photographers call it the Golden Hour.

He got some good shots and took a nap for a bit when he got back to the hotel…then had a cheese steak for lunch while Connie was dining on her huge luncheon meal…then they spent a couple hours at the pool before heading off to another evening in the Hospitality Suites. They ensured that they got enough for dinner on Friday and headed up to bed when they got tired.

Saturday morning Connie had her Ladies of Elks business meeting so Neil packed the car, checked out, and waited in the lobby until she was finished then we headed home. Having failed to figure out a better way to go they started west on I-4…it was all of 15 miles over to FL-27 which they would be taking south to head home. Well…I-4 was basically a parking lot so they got off at the first exit and Connie navigated them over the river and through the woods but not to Grandma’s house…to FL-27 instead. Those 15 miles took them about 45 minutes in total but it was still better than the hour+ it would have taken if they had stayed on I-4. Once on FL-27 it was a nice easy drive back home down 27, US-17, and I-75 to home. They stopped and Neil bought some corn to cook tomorrow along with our bison burgers and unpacked the car before heading over to St. Therese for 1600 Mass as Sunday was a bike day and he likes to go early during the summer before it gets too hot. At Mass…we discovered there was no cantor…don’t know whether she forgot or had an issue but as Connie was the only other cantor in the music section she got drafted to sing…she was apprehensive as she is normally a preparer and likes to practice to get it perfect…she hates going into it cold…but she did her usual outstanding job. Fortunately…most of the music was stuff she had sung before so even though it was awhile back she was at least familiar with the tune and words. The only issue was the Alleluah before the Gospel…there’s a refrain at the beginning and end with a verse in the middle…the refrain is standard so she was OK for that but she had no words for the verse and there wasn’t a copy she could use…so Marge (the music director) sang just the verse which was printed on her piano music and Connie handled the refrain. Since it is Memorial Day weekend…the Mass recessional hymn was God Bless America which is one of her favorites…and she did the flourish stratospheric note version at the end…got herself an ovation from the crowd which is atypical for Mass. 

Dinner tonight will be some scallops with either linguini or polenta…haven’t figured out what Connie wants yet but I know it will involve butter and bacon and garlic and cheese…so how could it be bad…oh yeah, and some wine too.

OK…let’s get on to the images from Neil’s trip over to the Orlando Wetlands Preserve Park…which is actually located in Christmas Florida…not Orlando.

Just after entering the marsh area of the park about 1/4 miles from the parking lot…sun just coming up.

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Great Blue Heron against the rising sun.

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Daddy Sandhill Crane doing his best to look fearsome and aggressive to keep Neil away from his colt…yeah, that’s what a baby Sandhill Crane is called…not sure why he was concerned because this was with the bird lens at a range of maybe 50 yards and a bit later on he walked past them at about 10 feet and both dad, mom, and colt just ignored him.

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Roseate Spoonbills.

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Roseate Spoonbill and Black Bellied Whistling Duck.

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Dad Sandhill Crane still being fearsome.

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Another Great Blue Heron.

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Male Cardinal.

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The Sandhill Crane family after Neil walked past them…he was walking down the middle of the road as he passed and they were standing where they are in this shot…Dad must have decided Neil wasn’t a threat by then.

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Tricolor Heron…also known as a Louisiana Heron…still in breeding plumage as he has the little white ponytail on the back of his head.

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Black vultures against the early morning sky…this is about 1/4 of the clump of trees in the shot and there were literally hundreds of them perched there.

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Osprey with some Spanish Moss hanging from his talons…or maybe her talons, can’t tell as the sexes look the same. Not sure if it was taking nesting material back to the nest or not but don’t think so as this is just hanging by a strand from the lower leg as opposed to being carried if it was nesting intended.

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Mottled Duck.

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Moorhen.

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Gator portrait…this was about 10 feet from Neil and is maybe 7 or 8 feet long but he thought it made a nice shot…you can see the swamp reflected in it’s eyeball.

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There are a few wading birds in this shot as you can see.

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A pretty big bull gator doing his “I’m bigger than you” thing. They arch themselves like this and do a rumbling groaning thing and the lower the pitch the larger the gator is…it’s a useful mechanism for them to establish dominance over an area and it’s females for breeding. Sometimes you can see water droplets dancing from the vibration of pretty much the whole body of the gator.

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This is…I think…Bob…one of the regulars at the park said that the locals had named him. Bob is a pretty big fella…after he passed and went into the water Neil went back and measured the road and it is about 15 feet wide…so that makes Bob probably 12 or 13 feet long which is huge for a gator. This shot was actually taken before the one above and Bob was headed for the area where Neil spotted the rumbler above so it might be the same gator although if it is his swim over there washed all the algae off of his back. Neil had noticed a couple of dozen narrow drag marks about an inch wide going across the road and thought they were from snakes crawling over but decided they were too straight for that and then noticed that Bob had left one behind as well so what he was seeing were gator crossings.

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Another Tricolor Heron.

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Dragonfly.

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Osprey…this one actually has nesting material with it as it is grasped in the talons.

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Great Blue Heron.

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Another Moorhen.

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Black Bellied Whistling Ducks…Neil’s never seen ducks up in a tree before.

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Male Red Winged Blackbird.

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Interesting things found on the net.

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Dang…Time Flies When You’re Having Fun

Yup…2 weeks since my last post and I dunno what happened…life I guess so let me catch ya up.

The first week we did nuttin’…

Last week we had a short vacation out of town for Neil’s birthday which was on Friday. Connie had a Ladies of Elks meeting up at the Rotonda Lodge on Thursday morning so she rode up with some friends and after their meeting and lunch Neil picked her up and we headed on over to Englewood Beach and stayed at the Beach Croft Motel for 2 nights…our plan was to have dinner at the Tiki Bar on Thursday and then hit the beach Friday AM with dinner Friday night before coming home Saturday morning. That worked out excellently except for the original place we were going to eat having a shootout a couple days before so we changed our plans and ate at the Waverly Restaurant instead. Turns out the shootout was out in the street in front of the restaurant and it wasn’t involved…the shooter and shootee had an ongoing argument from months ago and picked it up at a wedding they both attended earlier in the day. No matter…the original location was pretty much a beach dive and Connie would not have been comfortable there since she was dressed up…images to follow…but the Waverly although downstairs was a beach bar had a very nice upstairs with windows overlooking the beach. They had eaten brunch close to noon in the morning after spending a couple hours on the beach before it got too hot…so weren’t really that hungry…and chose 3 appetizers instead of eating dinner. They split a plate of Oysters Rockefeller which were excellent then Neil had a half pound of shrimp…again excellent once he added some hot sauce to the cocktail sauce and Connie had crab cakes which were mostly bread with a few shreds of crab in them so not so great. They split a creme brulee for desert which was also excellent. They walked back across the street to to the motel, wandered out to the beach for sunset, and that was it for the vacation. They headed home Saturday morning since we had tickets to the Steak and Rib night at our Elks Lodge and Connie was scheduled to cantor the 0800 Mass on Sunday…so it was a pretty busy 4 days to end the week.

There’s been a lot of stupidity in the news this week…if you’re not interested in it ya can skip on ahead to the photo section below.

Last week seemed to be a really heavy duty week in the media talking about then insurrection back on Jan 6…and I’ve been thinking that insurrection might be a mite strong of a description so I looked it up…in order to convict anyone of a crime the prosecution must prove beyond a reasonable doubt each of the elements of the crime as listed in the appropriate statute. Looking up the elements of insurrection and the elements of sedition in the Code of Federal Regulations here’s what it says.

Whoever incites, sets on foot, assists, or engages in any rebellion or insurrection against the authority of the United States or the laws thereof, or gives aid or comfort thereto, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

And for sedition

If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

So let’s look at what actually happened. The President had a rally in which he never said to invade the Capitol…he said to march down there and protest. Yes…he mentioned the word ‘fight’ but just like when a football coach tells his team to ‘fight’ there is more than one definition of that word. Some of the crowd went home and a bunch went to the Capitol to protest…on the order of 2,000 to 3,000 based on estimates I’ve seen but the actual number isn’t relevant to the discussion…and some number of those people went inside the Capitol…and some number of those were either carrying firearms which were not used in the incident or used fire extinguishers or poles or whatever to smash windows. Remember…a grand total of 5 people died either during the incident or shortly afterwards…4 of those were of natural causes…and one person (a protester) was shot and killed by a member of the Capitol Police…no shots were fired by any of the protesters.

Were these people in rebellion against the laws of the US or its authority? Possibly they were but a more reasoned evaluation might indicate that they were merely protesting the certification of the Presidential election.

Were they conspiring to overthrow, put down, or destroy by force the government…levying war against the government…or by force delaying the execution of US law…or possessing any property of the US. The first two I think not but the last two you might be able to make a reasonable argument that they were delaying the execution but then one gets into the definition of ‘force’ and the definition of ‘possessing’ the property of the US.

However…let’s consider the uprisings out in Portland, Seattle, et. al. What really happened there? Again…there were a large number of protesters at a rally…and some number of them turned violent, seized federal buildings and city buildings, looted, burned, were armed with firearms (although they were mostly not used), attacked police and destroyed police/city/federal property.

All I’m saying is that if the people on Jan 6 committed insurrection or sedition…the BLM and whatever other protesters out in Portland and Seattle did as well…since looking dispassionately at the facts both groups essentially committed the same crimes. Most of the people at both protests were peaceful and did not participate in the law breaking activities…and those that did committed the same crimes. The fact that one was in DC at the Capitol and one was in Portland at the police precinct makes no difference to the words in the statute about force, possessing, or waging war.

Moving along…

Over in one of America’s most dangerous cities…Mayor Lightfoot of Chicago has announced that as she comes up on her two year anniversary of taking office she will ONLY grant interviews to ‘reporters of color’…her words…because of the ‘overwhelming whiteness and maleness’…again her words…of the Chicago media. This is an elected city official going on record that she will be racist and only grant interviews to black or brown people. Democrats and liberals are insisting that this isn’t racist at all but justice. But again folks…let’s get real…judging whether you will give a reporter an interview based on the amount of melanin in their skin…is purely and simply making a decision based on race…and if the police are racist because they pull over black motorists based on their blackness…then she is racist in granting interviews based on the blackness of the reporter’s skin.

Moving onto something a little lighter…but just as idiotic…

From the
Wall Street Journal
…out in the PRC they want to cancel Math class apparently. 

They have a proposed mathematics curriculum framework to guide instruction in the K-12 grades which includes the following

  • Usage of a manual from equitablemath.org named “A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction: Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction”. This document states that if teacher addresses a student’s mistake it is an example of “white supremacy culture in the mathematics classroom”…and it sets forth some indicators of this white supremacy culture including focus on getting the right answer, teaching math in a linear fashion, requiring students to show their work, and grading them on demonstrated knowledge of the subject matter. Further…the document states that “the concept of mathematics being purely objective is unequivocally false” and that “upholding the idea that there are always right and wrong answers perpetuates objectivity”. In other words…a student doesn’t need to get the right answer because if you make them get the right answer and demonstrate how they got it and demonstrate knowledge of the principles being taught…then the system is racist.
  • This framework rejects the goal of preparing students to take Algebra II in the 8th grade…a long time goal of education reformers…because forcing them to take Algebra II in the 8th grade is racist. Studies have shown that in 1999 this was true for 16% of students and it increased to 67% in 2013 and that ethnic minority and low income students were the biggest beneficiaries of this policy…student success tripled over all but increased 5 times for black students and 6 times for Latino or low income students.
  • The framework rejects tracking…which is the system whereby students are grouped by ability into classes rather than by grade…thus students having a harder time in math get instructed in a manner to increase their understanding while more advanced students are allowed to progress faster. Essentially…under this framework gifted students are prohibited from reaching their potential learning ability.
  • The framework says that math should be taught so that it can be used for social justice and pushes teachers to develop their students sociopolitical consciousness…instead of…well…just teaching math. Math is to be used to change the world…and teachers are supposed to adopt a culturally relevant pedagogy help students solve real world problems that resulting social inequities. 
  • The framework suggests learning fractions and how they can be used to organize a protest march. Seems to me that learning fractions is the goal here and fractions don’t have anything to do with protest organization…but that’s just me.

What the heck is wrong with these people? Math is math…and the answer is either right or wrong…and if the student gets the wrong answer then he/she needs more instruction to understand how to get the correct answer. Turning out a generation that believes the right answer is irrelevant will only ensure that they don’t get into better colleges, get an education, and enable themselves to get decent jobs.

Educators can argue about social justice and white supremacy and all that other crap all they want to…but they’re forgetting the sole and essential purpose of the educational system. It isn’t to produce social justice warriors and it isn’t to overcome this supposed white supremacy culture. The purpose…the only purpose…of school systems, teachers, and administrators is to educate the children…and turning out students illiterate in math is beyond doing them a disservice…it borders on criminal negligence in my opinion.

And it’s not just California…it’s everywhere. In Fairfax VA…where we lived before starting our RV life…the preeminent high school is Thomas Jefferson and it has for years required an admittance test and only the best and brightest are admitted. As it turns out…students of Asian descent are the largest portion of the student body because they are culturally encouraged by their parents to reach for the stars, get an education, and excel. Nope…not any more…apparently the admission test is being eliminated and it will become just another high school rather than one filled with gifted students of all races and ethnicities.

Ok…let’s see some images…these are taken (mostly) with Neil’s new mirrorless Nikon Z7II camera body and those that weren’t were with Connie’s Z50, the smaller mirrorless body she carries.

Great Egret out back of the lanai.

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Butterflies or moths…I can never tell or remember the differences.

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Sea oats our first night at the beach.

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Turtle nest…Neil saw the Turtle Patrol ladies both mornings he was out early…they come out to find and mark off new nests.

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Sea oats from a better angle without the condo in the background.

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First sunset and pelican.

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Brown pelican.

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Common tern.

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Herring gull…somewhere between the juvenile and adult plumage.

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Great Blue Heron…an uncommon site at the beach as they usually stay in fresh or brackish water areas.

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Jogger scared him off.

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And off he goes between the sunbathers.

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Porpoise.

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The best dressed lady on the beach at our second sunset…she left her heels in the motel room.

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Sitting in the chair outside The Waverly…this was before the sunset and beach pictures above.

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Shell sculpture at the entrance to Englewood Beach where you come onto the island…we took this as we left the island and headed home.

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Interesting things found on the net.

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Found the next two in the gift shop at Englewood Beach.

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Then there’s this 39 digit number which is the sum of the 39th power of each of its digits…math people must be really bored to worry about figuring stuff like this out…but I guess if the PRC gets its way and outlaws getting the right answer then math people figuring out stuff this will eventually become a thing of the past…since nobody will know either what the 39th power or a digit is or how to add the results up correctly.

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New Camera Body Arrived

Things continue to be pretty normal ‘round here…except that it’s hot and in the high 80s to low 90s every day as we get into summer. That means that Neil changed his bike riding routine and is trying to get out earlier. We set the alarm for 0530 on bike days…we’re usually awake by then anyway…and Connie makes coffee around 0700 and he tries to head out by 0830. It’s still warm and humid then but it isn’t nearly as bad as if he goes out at 1000 or 1030.

Other than that…not really much is new. We are keeping the A/C on almost all the time but are able to open up for a few hours about half the days…if it’s nice Connie opens up when she gets up to make coffee and we close up when it gets to be time…sometimes as late as 1400 depending on weather and breezes.

Neil’s new Nikon Z7II body came in on Sunday…it was originally supposed to get here on Monday but FedEx came a day early…and that delivery makes the whole pile of ‘useless stuff’ over on the couch suddenly ‘useful’. He spent a couple hours configuring all the various settings to his desires yesterday afternoon and got a few test shots that I will add below. There’s gonna be a bit of a learning curve on the new body as the autofocus modes and areas are completely different from his DSLR that he used before…he’s been playing with Connie’s Z50 to start to get used to those but his new one has even more modes than her entry level Z50 does.

He also ordered himself another solid state drive for the iMac back in the office that he does most of his processing on…he wants to move his Lightroom catalog off of the spinning hard drive RAID array it currently lives on and onto a solid state drive for speed purposes. He did an experiment yesterday and did a couple test imports…starting with a 60GB set of files on a camera memory card he started an import into the catalog on the RAID…he stopped it after 15+ minutes and it was only about 20% complete. He then copied the catalog over to the internal SSD and repeated the import…it stopped itself after 12 minutes because the drive in the iMac was full but it did fully import 80% of the 60GB in that time. So…he ordered himself a 2 TB external SSD that will hook up to the fast Thunderbolt 3 port on the back of the computer and will move booting, applications, and Lightroom to that drive instead. 

Our local eaglets have both fledged the nest and are flying around doing their juvenile eagle thing…Harriet and M15 are presumably taking them on hunting trips to start to teach them how to feed themselves. We’ve all seen the photos of eagles snatching fish out of rivers or lakes but that’s an adult skill and takes them a year or two to perfect…in the meantime the juveniles…like adult eagles…will both eat just about anything dead or alive or will gladly steal fish from ospreys. Even adult eagles mostly are scavengers rather than hunters…at least in urban and suburban areas.

Here’s a shot of E17 and E18…no idea on their sex at this point. I don’t know which is which but the close one appears to be female since it’s a bit larger…although that could just be the perspective caused by the relatively close video camera on the nest. They are essentially full grown at this point to adult size and will learn to hunt and each for themselves over the next few months before heading off to live alone until they’re 4 years or so old and reach sexual maturity when they will look for a mate for life and start raising their own eaglets.

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Here are some shots he’s gotten the past week or so…the beginning ones were taken with Connie’s Z50 and his bird lens as he started work on getting familiar with the whole mirrorless way of doing business.

This is what the news called the “pink moon” earlier this month…it’s not actually pink but it’s also called a super-moon…because it’s bigger than normal full moons are. That’s obviously because the close approach of the moon over the year varies since it’s orbit is slightly elliptical varying in close approach by about 14,000 kilometers or 8,680 miles…whenever the closer distance coincides with a full moon you get the super-moon.

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Ragnar’s back.

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And our friendly neighborhood non-skittish Great Blue Heron. You can see his breeding plumage in the first couple…the jaunty little feather off the back of his head.

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The ones above were taken right outside our lanai…Neil actually had to back away from him for the full body shot as he was pretty close for the bird lens but that’s the one he had at the moment. Shortly after that he took off to the other side of the pond and Neil got a nice flight sequence…one good thing about the Z software is that it does a better job of latching onto and holding focus on the bird.

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And a couple that he got yesterday with his new Z7II and the bird lens…these aren’t quite as good as they should be photographically as they were shot in JPEG instead of his normal RAW image mode (operator error on his part in doing the setup…it’s fixed now) so lighting and processing aren’t really up to snuff. The AF did really nail the focus on the osprey as it turned over our pond in the first one.

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Interesting things found on the net.

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Random Investigations and Musings…and Wildlife Too

OK first up…what’s going on around Long Pond Road. Not much really, still waiting on Neil’s new camera body but other than that not much. Connie is now the President of the Ladies of Elks…she spent almost 2 full days this past week straightening out their IRS paperwork which didn’t get done before because the responsible party who was supposed to do it refuses to deal with the IRS. Like Neil sez…it’s hard to get good help. Nuts I say…but that part is straightened out…or it will be in 6 weeks which is how long the IRS takes to input the info she gave them into the computer system…seems like the info could have just gotten typed straight in but mebbe it has to get reviewed and approved because…ya know…the gummint is involved so it can’t be easy. 

We’ve suffered a lot of things under COVID…but eatin’ well ain’t one of ‘em…we keep coming up with simply outstanding meals. Neil does most of the cooking but Connie brainstorms ideas and passes them along to him so we end up with Good Eats as Alton Brown would say. Today’s gonna be carne asada…that’s pork marinated in orange, lime, and lemon juices with chili powder and garlic. One that’s grilled he’ll grill some onions and Shishito peppers since we don’t have a reg’lar old bell pepper…and he whipped up a batch of corn tortilla dough a bit before. It’s restin’ now so after the meat and veggies are done he’ll divide it up into portions, smash ‘em in our tortilla press, and cook ‘em on our griddle. Add in some salsa for Connie and hot sauce and onion dip for Neil, squeeze a lime over them and they’ll be mighty tasty vittles…

I dunno know why…but I saw on the interwebs this week…again…how the former President incited a riot and directed an insurrection…so I figured I would ‘vestigate and see exactly what he said. Sure ‘nuff…googling ‘President Trump Speech January 6’ turned up a CNN transcription of the speech for my elucidation. Now Ima not gonna claim he won because there ain’t no evidence he did or that the election was stolen, rigged, or otherwise fraudulent…and Ima not gonna say that everything (or anything for that matter) he said was correct…I was jus’ lookin’ for the part where he incited the riot and insurrection.

The closest thing I could find to incitement was where he said “we’re gonna fight like hell” and “we’re gonna walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.
Here’s the link to the transcription
…I didn’t find anything else that seemed like incitement to me. Still though…they impeached him for it so it must be true.

But then I got to thinking ‘bout some other things I seen on the interwebs as well.

If it’s inciting insurrection to walk down Pennsylvania Avenue and is an actual insurrection to go into the Capitol…then why isn’t trying to burn down the police HQ out in Portland and taking possession of several square blocks in downtown and declaring yourselves independent of the US of A insurrection? Yeah…I know…BLM and all that and it was only a peaceful protest but I distinctly recall seeing a lot of fires, burning police vehicles, rocks getting tossed at the cops, and looting going on. Now the BLM folk claim that they’re being tarred with the wrong brush and it was just some ‘criminal elements’ who infiltrated their peaceful protest.

So’s…that got me to thinking. I don’t remember where I saw it but there were supposedly some 5,000 or 6,000 people at the President’s rally back on January 6…ya know, the one where he incited the riot and insurrection. I figure that maybe half of those people actually walked down Pennsylvania Avenue to the Capitol so that’s call it 2,500 or 3,000 people at the Capitol. Yesterday…I saw that the DoJ was filing charges against about 400 or 500 people…total…over the incident…and that got me to thinking. If there were 3,000 people outside the Capitol and only 500 got arrested…then the other 2,500 must have been peaceful protestors. That means that the vast majority of the people at the protest were peaceful…just like the BLM ones are…and there were a few ‘criminal elements’ who took advantage of the situation. And of those 500 people arrested…I’m betting that the vast majority can only be charged with trespassing or not complying with law enforcement commands…just like most of the people arrested at the peaceful BLM protests.

Yes…there were some people who actively attacked the security forces, invaded and damaged property, and all that…but was it really as bad as the news is making it out? And if it is that bad…why is there no similar outcry against the BLM riots and the Occupy encampments which again took over city property a year or two back?

And why when Representative Maxine Waters says “We got to stay on the street. And we’ve got to get more active, we’ve got to get more confrontational. We’ve got to make sure that they know that we mean business.” in reference to a possible acquittal in the George Floyd case…why is that not incitement to riot?

And why…getting into another ‘person of color murdered by the police’ regarding the young lady who was shot by the police while lunging towards two other women with a knife…as clearly seen in the video…does LeBron James tweet out the name and photo of the officer involved with a note “You’re next.” How is that not incitement to violence. To his credit…it was a knee-jerk reaction on his part and once he saw the video he retracted and deleted his tweet and replaced it with one asking for a ‘full investigation’…or maybe that was just his PR flacks who told him to walk it back. 

I guess it comes down to what we’ve known all along…politicians and media lie and you can tell because their lips are moving. 

Anyways…enough of that…how ‘bout some pictures.

Since Neil does’t have the new body yet…on Friday it was a very pleasant afternoon so he took his camera and bird lens out along with a chair and sat in the shade by the lanai for an hour or so. He’s tried to sneak out when the birds are around but usually they get scared and fly off so he decided to just be part of the environment…and golly…it worked. Got some nice shots…mostly nothing special but there were a few excellent ones.

This Blue Jay was looking at him with one of those “what you talkin’ ‘bout, Willis” looks…if you can remember that TV show from the 80s.

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Brown Thasher.

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Mr. Cardinal…again looking at Neil rather strangely…or maybe he was working on romancing Mrs. Cardinal in the next shot as she was in the tree over his head.

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This bunny was hunched down in the grass eating out of the neighbor’s shrubbery.

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Out in the pond he spotted some fish…this one is about 2-1/2 feet long but I got no idea what it is…and more importantly why Ragnar hasn’t had him for lunch yet. Probably because there are dozens of them in there I guess based on the numbers we’ve seen at one time. That little concrete ledge it is over is about 10 inches under water or so and in another month will be dry by about a foot…but at the height of winter it was at least 3 to 4 feet under water…our pond level is falling pretty quickly as it does this time of year.

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Mr. Cardinal displaying for his lady friend.

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Another shot of the Blue Jay…or maybe a different one…who knows.

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A Red Bellied Woodpecker…although to be more accurate it should have been called a Red Headed Woodpecker…but there was already one of those, the whole head is red like he was dipped into the paint bucket so I guess Red Bellied was the next closest thing…even though there’s really not much red on the belly…down by the legs it does go from tan to dusky sorta reddish brown…but they didna ask me when they named it. We usually see this one pecking on the trees but it was eating on the ground for a change.

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Another shot of the Blue Jay…he kept coming back.

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One interesting catch…a Swallow Tailed Kite…so named because of the scissor shaped tail feathers. This is a bird of prey…like a hawk or eagle…and not really a swallow at all. Sorry Neil didn’t get a shot of it from the front…but that upgraded camera that he’s still waiting on has a much more sophisticated autofocus subject finding algorithm and he couldn’t get onto the bird and focused quickly enough for a front shot…but he did get a nice display of the swallow tail. This is a medium to medium-large bird…wingspan about 3 to 4 feet and 2 feet long including the tail. Neil’s seen them several times out on bike rides but mostly up at the front of the neighborhood…this is the first time we’ve seen one back near our pond. I think he was looking for the bunny to eat but by this time the bunny had retreated to the woods. 

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Another shot of the Brown Thrasher…this one was across the pond where the first one was closer out under the bush in the side yard.

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A Snowy Egret flew in and he was in a good spot for a couple of action shots as it chased a late afternoon snack. Luv dem golden slippers…he’s not a stand still ambush hunter like most wading birds are…Snowy’s shuffle their feet along the bottom while moving slowly and the bright feet scare the critters out of hiding then they pounce on them.

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And finally…a Boat Tailed Grackle…I’ll give you two guesses how they came up with the name.

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I got no interesting stuff…at least cartoon or image wise…from the net this week…that’s just the way the cookie crumbles some days.

Cyas.

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Rolling Along

Connie and Neil are really glad they’re fully immunized against the Covid now…it means that they can start getting back out with some precautions. They still mask up when inside until they get to their table and are trying to mostly go to places with outside seating…although with the hotter weather we’re getting into that’s getting less attractive. This week they went to a local pub named 1025 for reasons that escape me…Connie chose it since they had 30something beers on tap and on checking their list she noticed a dozen we had tried before and liked so off we went. Neil had a Kentucky Vanilla Cream Ale followed by a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale…she had a local Irish Red which was so so and then a Key West Ale which was delish as were the two Neil had. Dinner was a plate of homemade tater chips with some jalapeño queso dip…they originally figured they would need to eat more and noticed a lot of delectable things on the menu but were full after the dip so that was that for dinner.

Still waiting on Neil’s new camera to ship…latest estimate is April 22 but he’ll believe that when he gets the shipping notice.

Our weather cooled back off so we have been able to be mostly open for the breeze…had to close up a couple times and engage the A/C in the mid afternoon but by bedtime it had cooled off and we went back to our preferred mode of windows open. We’ve also been eating out on the lanai a lot as well as cooking out there…we’re more likely to have to close up for a bit if Neil cooks inside.

Neil invented another new cocktail this week…it is based on one up in Alaska that is called a Duck Fart and it is one of the traditional drinks up there like a Mai Tai is for tropical islands or a Cuba Libre down in the Caribbean. It is made with Crown Royal Whiskey, Kahlua, and Bailey’s Irish cream and is traditionally served in a shot glass…they tried one when they were up in Alaska and they’re actually quite tasty. Anyways…the Elks Lodge sells them but they’re pretty expensive…so Neil told Connie he would make her one when they got home. We don’t have Crown Royal…but it’s just whiskey so he replaced that with Wild Turkey 101 Bourbon and replaced the Bailey’s with No-name Irish Cream. He didn’t put any Kahlua in it since we didn’t look up the recipe but it was so good we’ll try that next time. Traditionally…this is served as a layered shot with the Kahlua on the bottom, the Baileys in the middle and the whiskey on top…but that means you have to drink it all at once so the flavors mix…and while that’s fine for youngsters and Alaskans…we’re older and wiser than that. So…we stirred ours up to mix the flavors and then sipped instead of slammed it down…lasts longer that way. After some discussion…we named the drink a Cormorant Fart© since Duck Fart is probably copyrighted someplace.

Not much else going on these days…but we did have a few more images we got this week.

Mockingbird mating dance. Yeah…I know it’s only a mockingbird which is common but he’s doing his dance to attract the ladies…we didn’t see one nearby so either he was practicing, the female doesn’t have to be close, or he was practicing for his Modern Dance 101 final exam.

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Our chill Great Blue Heron dropped by as well.

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I wasn’t going to post this last one as it’s a lousy photo since it was taken through the lanai screen…but he flew off before I could get a better one. One of the things that wildlife photographers do is take a series of insurance shots as they work a subject. What you want to end up with is a frame filling shot of a beautifully posed creature doing something interesting…but sometimes they don’t cooperate and fly off or wander away into the woods or whatever. So…when you first see it you take an insurance shot so you have something then you start working closer…generally by angling back and forth while not looking at it works the best…and stopping for better insurance shots as you close. When you’re close enough…you stop and wait for the pose and/or doing something interesting to happen but take some even better insurance shots first.

Anyways…he spotted this Tricolor Heron perched on the very top of one of the pine trees across the pond…it has to be 40 or 50 feet tall…and he got a shot through the lanai screen which resulted in the lack of detail. He then opened the door to get an outside shot without the moire effect cause by the screen but off it flew. I decided to post it since while we have seen herons in trees we’ve never seen one that high in a tree…generally if they’re 10 feet up that’s pretty high for a heron.

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Interesting things found on the net.

PerspectiveOnVoterID

IfYouSeeBeer

GrumpyOldMan2

GrumpyOldMan1

ChooseWisely

DidYouEver

DistractAnEgyptianGod

BuryTheBody

Cyas.

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Fun Stuff©…Sort Of

Yeah…I know it’s only been 2 days since the last post but work with me here…we got some Fun Stuff©…well, maybe only lower case fun stuff© since it wasn’t as great as we thought it would be.

Anyhoos…yesterday Connie got her hair done and then after bike ride we headed off to the Elks for Taco Thursday as we hadn’t been in awhile. David and his bride…the normal Taco folk…are up at the Elks State Golf Tournament so Bob and his bride filled in but afore they left town David got ‘em all setup so all they had to do was warm and serve.

After dinner…

BOOOOONK!!! BOOOOONK!!! BOOOOONK!!!

(Editor’s note: Please replace the above line with 3 iterations of the overly loud and obnoxiously discordant warning sound we’re all familiar with from your weather radio or whatevers.)

WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING FOR THIS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

THE LONG POND ROAD AREA IN NORTH FORT MYERS FLORIDA HAS BEEN UNDER A SANDHILL CRANE WATCH FOR THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS DUE TO THE INTERMITTENT DETECTION VIA AUDIO SESORS OF SANDHILL CRANE VOCALIZATIONS.

AT APPROXIMATELY 0730 EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME ON THURSDAY APRIL 8 THIS HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO A SANDHILL CRANE WARNING. MR AND MRS CRANE WERE DETECTED ON THE GROUND NEAR LATITUDE 26 DEGREES 45.945 MINUTES NORTH AND 81 DEGREES 45.787 MINUTES WEST OR APPROXIMATELY 45 YARDS EAST OF LONG POND ROAD PROCEEDING NORTH AT APPROXIMATELY 50 FEET PER MINUTE.

WE HAVE NO REPORTS OF DAMAGES DUE TO CRANE POOP OR INJURIES.

OUR INTREPID REPORTER WAS DISPATCHED TO THE SCENE AND WE WILL HOPEFULLY HAVE…

 

FILM AT 11 (OR IMAGES BELOW)

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

BOOOOONK!!! BOOOOONK!!! BOOOOONK!!!

(Ditto last editor’s note)

As I was asayin’…after Tacos it was Show Me The Money or Bingo for Dummies as Neil has renamed it…although perhaps Bingo for People with a Short Attention Span might be more precise. Connie picked out her three sets of 3 cards and after getting zero hits on the first game Neil suggested she trade them out but she didna’ do it…then she got 1 and 2 in the next two games and still didn’t swap ‘em out. See…the caller uses this deck of cards that are about the size of a FedEx envelope and although they try…yer hands just ain’t big enough to properly two handed shuffle the cards after each round…so effectively the same cards keep showing up the whole 10 games. The caller does her best to shuffle and then the previous winner gets to cut the cards…but that mostly involves moving stacks of 10 or so around a coupla times…anyways the net effect is that you don’t get a random shuffle so the same cards keep coming up in similar sub-orders of how they came up the first game. Hence…if your cards ain’t coming up early ya shoulda got yourself over there ‘tween games and get some better ones.

Connie…needless to say…didn’t win but we were still home before dark.

We been meaning to head about 2 miles south on Tamiami Highway or US-41 to visit the Prairie Pines Wildlife Preserve for awhile and since we were home early last night we set the alarm for 0530 and after coffee and packing up Neil headed out to check it out alone as Connie wasn’t feeling well. He took both his DSLR with the new bird lens as well as her Z50 mirrorless but but his new Z lens on it so he could have some test shots.

Prairie Pines is a nice half mile or so walk through a wetland area…well, it’s a wetland sometimes but not in April…it was pretty dry but clearly had been wet in the recent past…didn’t surprise him that it was dry as our pond out back is probably almost 3 feet lower than it was in January since we’re into the dry season. Part of the circle around the wetland is just crushed shell path but 1/3 of it or so is elevated walkway about a foot off the ground so even when it is a wetland it ain’t very deep. Since there was no water there wasn’t much to see but he did spot a couple of bunnies as well as a new bird species for us…an Orchard Warbler.

Here’s the shots our intrepid reporter turned in of Mr. and Mrs. Sandhill Crane the other day.

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Dunno which is Mr and which is Mrs…the sexes look the same and are the same size…and these were taken through the lanai screen since opening the door woulda scared them off.

He wasn’t able to get a shot of the Orchard Oriole so here’s one he found via wikipedia.

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Basically it looks a lot like a robin but with darker uppers and a more red breast but about the same size as a Baltimore Oriole or a little smaller and less rounded than a robin is.

Other than the Oriole…the only other things he saw were a couple of bunnies.

The first one was taken with his DSLR and bird lens.

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The same bunny with Connie’s Z50 and his new Z lens…it’s actually a little sharper but that’s mostly because he was able to use a faster lens which means lower ISO which means less noise.

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On around the walk a bit…here’s a shot of the mist over the used to be and will be again eventually wetlands with the sunrise…as you can see it was pretty early and this was 10 or 12 minutes after the bunny shots above.

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He’s about halfway around the wetland area at this point and looking generally south.

Once past the wetland the trail took a left to head back to the parking area and he spotted another bunny…just a photo with Connie’s Z50 this time as it hopped off before he could get the other camera up. Pretty darned sharp although this one also got touched up for noise reduction and sharpness with some new software he picked up.

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Shortly after that one he was back at the parking lot so he texted Connie to make him another cup of coffee which was just about ready when he got there…then he used some leftover sautéed onions and shrooms to make an omelet for breakfast with some leftover gourmet mashed taters on the side…really good. Tonight he’s making jalapeño polenta topped with a crab cake (or maybe scallops, he’s gotta see what she prefers) then topped with bacon, some crispy shallots, and some leftover dill cream sauce he’s got in the fridge.

And finally…this is just a test…he’s trying to figure out the best she too export portrait orientation shots for the blog without having them way too large…this was taken back in May of 19 out in the west…in Colorado somewhere.

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Well…I had to resize that one smaller a bit…he constrained the export to 1000 pixels high but that means that you can’t see the whole image at one time if you’re using a laptop…I’ll have him modify the export to 750 pixels tall and see if that improves things for next time.

Interesting things found on the net

The Ocean Sunfish is the largest hard boned fish in the ocean…some sharks are bigger but they’re soft cartilage boned fish. I don’t know what difference that makes but apparently it does. Anyway…Ocean Sunfish grow up to 2,200 pounds. Pictured below are a full grown specimen and also a couple of newly hatched ones. Guess they got a whole lotsa growin’ to do. Newly hatched ones weigh about half a gram so by the time it’s an adult it increases its weight by just about 2 million times.

OceanSunfish

8GlassesPerDay

LawnMowed

Muppet

SoundEffects

KnowYourWife

Wanted2BeAMonk

Cyas.

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Election Laws…And Other Stupidity

Well…ya’ll have prob’ly heard ‘bout those “outrageous voter suppression laws in Georgia and Iowa that are doing nothing but trampling on the rights of citizens to vote”…at least if you’ve read any of the mainstream media or seen any quotes from various progressive politicians up to and including the President.

Before that though…pretty much same-o-same-o round here. Been a little cooler the past 4 or 5 days so we could open up and get the breeze and so far it looks pretty good through the middle of next week or so. We started planning a trip up to VA…or these days mebbe I should start referring to it as East PRC since the state is pretty much turning into the eastern nanny state version of the left coast original…to visit Alex and also catch the part of the US-50 coast to coast trip we started in 2019 but missed some of the eastern part after Neil’s kidney stone episode which grounded us in Cody WY for almost 2 months. Neil planned out a route that would have us gone from home 12 days but when Connie started checking out the places we had planned to go for hours and such it turns out that they’re all pretty much closed still. Given that we cancelled the trip before planning really got going…we are really wanting to see Alex and his parents but spending 4 days on the road to spend 2 days there didn’t seem like a very smart idea…they have their own lives and things to do so we generally try to just stay a couple of days to minimize disruption in their routines and what they need to do. Besides…Neil’s new camera probably won’t be here then anyway.

We did get out to eat last Monday for Date Night…now that we’re fully vaccinated we decided that as long as we wear masks and distance appropriately…and try to eat at open air places with good ventilation…we could get a little more back to normal. So we headed out to the Nauti Parrot Tiki Bar after having Happy Hour at home first…and it felt really good to get back to a little normality. Nauti Parrot is a pretty big place but the tables are spread out more than they used to be…and all the waitresses are masked as well as customers until they’re sitting down. We had a couple glasses each of wine, split a stuffed mushroom appetizer and then had some seared ahi tuna (Connie) and a Philly Cheese Steak (Neil)…they were outstanding and we were still home well before sunset since we went early to miss the dinnertime crowd. In addition to the more sparse crowd…there are no walls on 3 sides of the place as it’s right on the canal with the marina and there was a nice breeze coming through the dining area. Nice…with the exception of a burger at the outside Tiki Bar at the Punta Gorda Elks north of us and a few dinners at our own lodge…that’s the first time we’ve eaten out in a year. We’ve got at least a half dozen similar places with outside seating that we’ll be able to frequent each Monday until things get back to normal.

Oh yeah…back to those “outrageous voter suppression laws”.

Yes…those two states have recently passed some election laws but at least in some circles…for example not progressive politicians or most of the media…the actual effect of those laws seems to be a little different fro what you’ve seen in the media. So I figured I would offer up some actual fact as to what is actually in those laws and why…and how whether those restrictions are either perfectly justifiable or a vicious attack on democracy depending on where the restrictions are in effect.

These days…there is pretty much no such thing as an unbiased news source…but the Wall Street Journal is about as straight down the middle, just the facts with no spin as you can get…the rest of this post pretty much comes direct from them as published on March 31. Yes…the piece was written as an opinion and commentary by a Republican…but let’s face it…facts are facts and the WSJ would not have posted lies as it goes against the way they do business.

Last week at his press conference…the President called Republican efforts to reform election laws in Iowa and Georgia as “un-American” and “sick”…yes, those were the words he used. He then went on with numerous statements of “fact” regarding the laws passed by the legislatures in those states. First…he stated as a fact that Republicans would “end voting at 5 o’clock when working people are just getting off from work”…but the actual law in Iowa, while it did reduce voting hours by one hour…specifies that polls are open from 7 AM to 8PM…and in Georgia the hours of 7 AM to 7 PM are unchanged.

He also stated that “there will be no absentee ballots”…which again is incorrect. Iowa’s only absentee ballot change was that they needed to arrive by 8 PM on Election Day…and in Georgia again there was one change in that instead of verifying signatures absentee ballots would have to include the number from the Georgia drivers license or from the free state provided ID or via a photocopy of the ID issued to military members, government employees, and Indian tribal members…thus making verification of the voter’s identity to allow citizens to vote once each. This was implemented due to frequent arguments over the matching of the signature on the ballot with the signature on records of the voter’s registration authority. In the past…election workers who may or may not be experts in signature analysis…used their judgement to determine whether the voter who signed the registration was also the voter who signed the absentee ballot. While most adults that we know of always sign their name the same way…there are those that don’t and whether the middle initial is included or the middle name spelled out or the handwriting style is the same makes signature verification problematic…hence the requirement of the appropriate number.

Finally…he stated that “some states” are saying that “you cannot bring water to people standing in line waiting to vote”…which is an over-statement. It’s not actually a lie like the first two instances above but perhaps a fuller understanding of what is in the election laws of Georgia might lead you to a different interpretation. GA law states that electioneering is prohibited within 150 feet of the polling place and within 25 feet of voters standing in line more than 150 feet from the polling place…this limit is pretty much the same that exists in every state…the purpose is to prevent people from trying to sway your vote one way or the other while you’re standing in line. What the revised law in Georgia states is that politically involved groups are prohibited from doing this but that election officials should provide self service water stations from an unattended receptacle. See…the idea is that politically involved groups…of any political affiliation…can’t do this since that could constitute electioneering within the stated distance limits. 

Finally…he stated that these new laws are “despicable” and “the most pernicious thing” and “make Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle”…whatever that last means but presumably  eagles are bigger, stronger, meaner and more vicious than crows or something.

So…in two cases…the President simply lied and in another he grossly mis-stated the intent and effect of a clause in the new law…seems that the left and media routinely lambasted the former President for doing the same thing but apparently because it’s a Democrat lying and mis-stating it’s all hunky dory and fine.

Let’s look at those two states new laws and compare them with another state…in this case let’s pick Delaware which is home to our President and which he represented in the Senate for 40something years. Remember…he called Iowa and Georgia racist…so let’s see how their laws compare to Delaware’s.

Iowa and Georgia…well, both of them allow unlimited, no excuse needed absentee voting by mail…simply submit an application by the required date and then vote and mail it so it arrives by the deadline and your vote gets counted. Any registered voter can vote by mail without waiting for Election Day. In neither state does the new law reduce that allowance. In Delaware…unlimited, no excuse voting by mail is prohibited…in order to vote absentee you must meet strict limits…you must be a government employee, student out of the county of residence on Election Day, or with religious prohibitions not allowing in person voting on Election Day. Why is it that the much more restrictive absentee voting requirements in Delaware aren’t being pilloried in the media and by progressives?

Georgia has capped the number of drop boxes for hand delivered absentee ballots at one per 100,000 registered voters or one for every early voting site. Yes…this is a reduction in the total number of drop off boxes…but Georgia has double the number of drop off boxes per capita compared to Delaware. Again…why is the more restrictive requirement in Delaware not being protested?

Iowa (since 1990) and Georgia (since 2004) have allowed no excuse in person early voting…in Iowa it is the last 29 days of the election cycle and in Georgia it is 17 days and an optional 2 additional Sundays…this is actually an increase in Georgia over the election in November 2020…it’s really hard to understand how increasing the number of no excuse in person early voting days is in any way voter suppression…but that’s what progressives are claiming. Delaware…well, actually no excuse in person early voting is specifically prohibited there…they do have it but you must meet one of the criteria for absentee balloting to participate. To their credit…starting in 2022 they will allow no excuse in person early voting…for a period of…10…yes 10, count ‘em 10…days. I know it’s redundant…but again why is that state not being pilloried by media and progressives?

In fact…in last year’s election…59% of Iowa votes and 80% of Georgia votes were cast early in person, by drop off, or by absentee mail in…while in Delaware that number was 29%. In other words…it was far easier to vote last November in both of those states than it was in Delaware.

Voter ID to vote in person…let’s take a look at that. All three states require it and accept many of the same forms of identification. Georgia and Iowa provide free IDs on request while Delaware lets you sign an affidavit that you’re the person listed on the voter rolls with a fine/possible jail time if you lie on that affidavit. Seems to me that taking the voter’s word for who they claim to be makes illicit voting more likely. I’m not suggesting that voters in Delaware would lie…but when it’s cost free to get the ID you need and the ID decreases the possibility of fraudulent voting…why is this a bad thing?

The answer is simple folks…this Jim Eagle crap and voter suppression talk is all about political advantage…nothing more and nothing less. Taking just one of the issues above…voter ID…go ahead and count the number of things that you must have an ID for…

  • Buying alcohol
  • Buying recreational marijuana
  • Checking out a library book
  • Getting on an airplane or train
  • Registering for and picking up your welfare check, foot stamps, SNAP funds or subsidized housing allowance
  • Driving a car to do any of the above
  • Opening a bank account
  • Apply for or receive Medicare or Medicaid
  • Apply for a job
  • Buy or rent a vehicle
  • Get married
  • Purchase a firearm
  • Adopt a pet
  • Rent a hotel room
  • Apply for a hunting or fishing license
  • Buy a cell phone
  • Visit a casino
  • Pick up a prescription from the pharmacy
  • Hold a rally
  • Donate blood
  • Buy an M rated video game
  • Purchase nail polish (at CVS at least)
  • Purchase certain cold medications over the counter

Now please explain to me…if you need an ID to do any of the above things…and I’m guessing that the number of US citizens who don’t do at least one of those things is pretty darned small…and if none of those things are nearly as important as exercising your civic right and duty to vote for your government…why is it immoral, racist, and suppression to require the same for voting?

Also please explain to me why the more restrictive requirements in the President’s home state aren’t being pilloried in the media and by progressives while Georgia and Iowa are?

As I said…political advantage, pure and simple…a moron could recognize this.

Moving on to other stupidity…and these two really take the cake.

Let’s start with Baltimore MD. If I were to conduct a survey to find out what the most corrupt crime ridden city in the country is…I’m guessing that Baltimore would be pretty close to the top. 

The state attorney in Baltimore…Marilyn Mosby…announced in March 2020 that her office would no longer prosecute and in fact dropped all pending cases for drug possession, prostitution, trespassing, open container, public urination, paraphernalia possession, attempted distribution of drugs, and minor traffic offenses. She stated that police would not arrest people for these “victimless crimes” and that there was “no public safety value in prosecuting those offenses”. In other words…she announced that in effect…those were no longer crimes in Baltimore. She announced last week that the experiment was over, declared it a complete success based on “incarcerating 18% fewer people”, and that the rules were now permanent. Strange how when you stop arresting people for crimes and don’t prosecute them for those crimes that the number of people in jail is reduced…and in other news water is wet and the sun comes up in the east.

In actuality…the murder rate there is significantly higher over her 6 years in office.

Moving on to that bastion of gun control Chicago…the week before last there was a police involved shooting. The department has some technology spread around the city that detects and localizes gunshots and in the wee hours of the morning it detected and localized 8 gunshots to which police responded. Getting out of their police car and entering the area they located two males who then ran instead of surrendering when ordered…so naturally the police chased them because…well…that’s what they’re paid to do. The two males entered an alley and one of them turned around and apparently aimed a weapon at the pursuing police…who responded by shooting him. The dead gunman turned out to be a 13 year old…my guess is that no matter who was shooting the gun originally it was given to the 13 year old as they ran since he was a juvenile and would get less severe consequences if caught with it.

In response…Ms. Lightfoot the mayor of the city announced that there would be a reform of “foot pursuit” in the city by the summer…so what she’s essentially saying is that she is intent on banning foot pursuit by the police in Chicago…in other words if the criminal runs they will have to let them go…essentially legalizing crime in Chicago similar to that done in Baltimore.

What the heck are these people thinking?

Let’s see…what else do I see on the news these days. 

We’ve heard many progressives since the election last fall start to demand that the Supreme Court be packed to eliminate their conservative decisions. One person who was adamantly against this until her death was the late Justice Ginsburg…and this week another justice also came out against this…none other than the liberal Justice Breyer. If even the liberals on the court are against packing it…maybe the progressive left should rethink their demands.

Over in Sri Lanka…they apparently have a beauty pageant named…Mrs. Sri Lanka. Last week…a woman named Pushpika De Silva won the 2021 edition of the pageant on national television. At that point…the 2019 winner stormed the stage, tore the tiara off of her head and placed it on the runner up declaring that Mrs De Silva was divorced…thereby rendering her ineligible. A riot broke out and Mrs. De Silva was injured. Turns out that she is separated but not divorced…and therefore eligible…and the pageant returned her crown.

No new images for ya…wildlife has been kinda scarce ‘round the pond these days. Neil keeps threatening to run down at sunrise to the wildlife park a couple miles downtime road…maybe now that sunrise is about 0730 due to daylight savings time he’ll get there.

Interesting things found on the net.

CemetaryFreakOut

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PilotHomeWork

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Cyas.

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