Travels with Gunther and Kara

I saw on the news yesterday the terrible situation in Charlottesville VA…the city recently renamed a city park from Robert E. Lee Park to something more politically correct/acceptable to the left and the removal of a statue of General Lee in the park is currently the subject of a court battle. The left naturally wants to eliminate all traces, remembrances, and vestiges of the Civil War…and the right wants to not do that. Never mind that the Civil War really wasn’t about slavery at all but more about states rights vs Lincoln’s desire to preserve the union as a single country…the minds of progressives are made up and the evilness of the southern point of view is settled science according to them. Anyway…there was a scheduled rally by pro Robert E. Lee Park and statue folks and naturally a counter protest by those on the other side. One thing led to another, there was some violence between the two groups, and eventually a nutcase drove into the crowd of counter protestors killing one and injuring more…the perpetrator is under arrest.

‘Round these parts…we do not support the objectives of the original rally…which was to be attended by white supremacists, KKK members and various even further right than the Tea Party individuals. We do support the maintaining of history and not trying to rewrite it to ignore the things you don’t like. Like it or not…the Civil War is a part of the history of the United States and those in the South who fought mostly for states rights deserve not to have their ancestors heritage wiped from the history books. Slavery would have died out anyway since it’s not profitable and the Industrial Revolution was getting revved up in the mid to late 1800s.

One’s got to wonder why those on the left who demand free speech are only interested in protecting speech they like. Freedom of speech means that anyone…even conservatives…gets to say and think what they want. Those on the left tend to ignore and want to shout down anyone who espouses a belief differently from theirs. The English writer Evelyn Beatrice Hall (who wrote a biography of Voltaire…which was actually a pseudonym for Francois-Marie Arouet…under the pseudonym Stephen G. Tallentyre) said it best…”I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it” when she was describing Voltaire’s thinking. Both liberals and conservatives need to remember that…and both liberals and conservatives need to recognize that you don’t get to kill the other side just because they believe something different than you do. While the counter protestors are entitled to their free speech as well…it’s hard to blame what happened solely on the original protestors…and blaming it on the the White House as the mayor there did is simply ludicrous.

Charlottesville VA yesterday was a travesty of both humanity and democracy.

Anyways…after our hikes on Tuesday we spent Wednesday getting ready to travel to our next stop in Salem, OR. This was one of the 3 places we did not already have reservations for when we left North Fort Myers in the spring but we thought we had a good plan. Sure…there’s the total solar eclipse on August 21 but there’s a nice Elks Lodge in Salem that doesn’t take reservations. So…we had a total of 4 backups, two in Salem and two a bit farther north and out of the totality zone and figured that since we would be there the week before and leaving to head further north on Thursday before the eclipse on Monday we would be fine.

Well…not so much. We called the Elks Lodge Wednesday and asked about spaces…and Billy just laughed at us. They’ve been completely full for 2 weeks and nobody has left…he figured they just came early. No problem we thought…we’ll just go to one of the backups. Nope…all full, none of them had a full week available although our 2nd choice did have the Thursday and Friday nights but nothing for the last 5. So…we pulled up http://rvparkreviews.com and started looking . Found a great place with the last 5 nights of availability for our week in Salem…Emerald Valley RV in Jefferson OR just south of Salem. It’s right off of the freeway but behind a big berm so the road noise really isn’t too bad at all.

Remember I said that we had 3 places with no reservations yet…we now have reservations for the other two as well. We were going to stay overnight at a Fam Camp in Little Rock AR on the way east…Neil thought it was a dumb selection for an over night as it’s 25 miles from the freeway and doesn’t take reservations but he was going along with Connie. So we’re spending that night at the KOA in Little Rock just off of I-40 and then continuing on after our stop in Jackson MS to Foley where we’ll be at the Anchors Aweigh RV just near the Foley Elks Lodge…which we would have gotten a reservation at but they closed and sold their campground.

So early Thursday morning we got underway for the 160 mile trip up to Salem…didn’t stop at all on the road except for one bio-break to drain out the morning coffee. Arrived shortly after 1230 and quickly got pulled into site 100 at Premier RV Resorts of Salem. I guess it was resort-ey…but the sites are really short and tight there so we were really glad to be moving on after two days. The bright spot was the very large hedge of blackberry bushes all the way around the park…we picked a pint and a half of them and had both blackberry shortcake biscuits for breakfast as well as made blackberry crisp for dessert a couple of nights. Really yummy.

We scouted around after our arrival and found the Westside Tap House just about 3 miles away…with 45 beers on tap. No food…but we had eaten lunch late and there was Odd Moe’s Pizza right next door. Westside has beers from both WA and OR as well as a few northern CA ones but nothing really much farther away than that…and they’re quite willing to give you a sample of anything you want to taste. Since this is OR…most of the brews are pretty hoppy with the IPAs being even worse than back on the east coast…typically an IPA back there has an IBU rating (how much bitterness it’s got from hops) in the 50-60 range…Westside had 8 that were well into the 100s in IBU. We tried 8 or 10 of the stouts and porters before we picked the 4 we actually had a pint of…2 each. We ended up trying a Wee Heavy Scotch Ale from Lost Coast Brewery, Salted Caramel Porter from Cascade Lakes Brewing, Papa Noel’s Moonlight Reserve from Alameda Brewing Co, and Prince Charlie’s Wee Heavy Strong Scotch Ale from Santiam Brewing. All were pretty decent although a bit more hops than we would have preferred. Here’s a couple of beer type facts I should pass along. First…a porter is a very dark brown beer that was originally brewed as a meal for the porters who loaded ships over in Europe…and hence that style became known as a porter. Stouts are like porters but even heavier and creamier. IPA stands for India Pale Ale…and was invented for the British colonials over in India. Since it’s hot there…the breweries in England made a light, pale brew that would not be too heavy in the hot humid Indian subcontinent. Since it had to be shipped around the cape of Africa unrefrigerated via a months long voyage…they needed to preserve the beer. Hops was originally added to beer because the bitterness of the hops preserves the beer…and since they needed a whole lot of hops for both the length and heat of the voyage the India Pale Ale or IPA was born.

We stopped by Odd Moe’s to pick up a to go order of Garlic Cheese Bread…basically a white pizza…ordered it online from the Tap House and ate it when we got home. We thought about getting a pizza but were still pretty full from lunch so the bread really was enough…and quite tasty as well.

Friday…we headed out early for our scheduled Fun Stuff© trip…the 3 Capes Scenic Drive. This starts at Pacific City OR and drives to a total of 3 capes along the coast heading north…Cape Kwanda on the south end, Cape Lookout in the middle and Cape Meares on the north end. The weather at Salem was supposed to be clear and a high of about 90…but we forgot about the marine layer and the likelihood of different weather 50 miles west on the coast…and when we got to Pacific City it was only about 58 degrees and 90 percent humidity…and it was foggy so the visibility was basically non existent. We figured it would be the 3 Capes Non Scenic Drive for us.

Capes Kwanda and Lookout were almost a complete bust although we did get a few photos…anybody can take a great photo of the cape headlands on a bright sunny day…but ya gotta be good to get one on a cloudy murky day. We decided that the mist and lack of visibility would give our photos some character. Cape Meares was a bit better…the sun actually are out for a few minutes between fog banks passing by.

Capes Kwanda and Meares both project out from the coast westward into the Pacific…Lookout only goes west a couple miles then turns northward along the coast with a narrow entry into Netarts Bay on it’s northern end.

Looking SW towards the inside of Cape Lookout across Netarts Bay…the tide is ebbing but not quite to low tide yet.

Couple of guys fishing just to the right of the photo above…the tide was probably running 3.5 to 4 knots there.

Apparently…the Octopus Tree is famous…we never heard of it though. It’s located at Cape Meares inland a couple hundred yards from the coast. 

Three Arches Rocks located just offshore and south of Cape Meares.

Looking south through the fog banks. The wispy tendrils of fog give it a spooky, moody character. My favorite photo of the day.

All flowers courtesy of Connie…Neil only occasionally takes flower photos.

You can see how close to shore Three Arches Rocks are.

Looking northward from just below the Cape Meares Lighthouse. Built in 1890…placed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1993…and turned off by the Coast Guard on June 25, 2014 as it’s no longer considered necessary for safe navigation along the coast of Oregon.

And this is why they’re called Three Arches Rocks…the sea has worn holes through them.

Cape Meares Lighthouse.

Closeup of the lens…the light has an octagonal Fresnel Lens with alternating clear and red glass panes so it flashed red/white with a visibility of 21 nautical miles (24 statue miles or 39 kilometers for our non seafaring and non US friends)

Connie’s artsy-fartsy shot of Three Arches Rocks through the greenery outside the lighthouse.

And while I was sitting here writing this…”there came a roar and a thunder man had never heard” (stolen from the The Royal Guardsmen single Snoopy and the Red Baron)…Neil immediately recognized it as a helo and looked out the window to see one about 100 yards away and 100 feet high. It landed just behind the RV park office…followed shortly by another one. Apparently they belong to the owner of the park…he must be feeelthy rich if he’s got enough money to afford the maintenance on two helicopters.

Bad Ass of the Week…anybody that visits Finland in the winter apparently.

Ok, interesting stuff found on the net this week.

Kinda brings a tear to your eye…don’t it.

More small town police report.

Neil’s sister sent us this t-shirt…sorry I had to clean it up a bit to maintain my PG-13 rating…although I imagine any offspring today over the age of about 8 can identify what it originally said.

I guess they didn’t look hard enough.

Oh…the irony.

And finally…I’m pretty sure it’s not that bad.

Tomorrow we’re off on the first of 3 Fun Stuff© days…first a day trip up to the Columbia River Gorge and a hike to Upper, Middle, and Lower Oneonta Falls as well as Triple Falls, then a trip to the Oregon State Capitol building and finally a visit to a couple of local National Wildlife Refuges.

Cyas.

After our arrival on Thursday and trip to Elk Creek Falls on Friday we mostly vegetated for the weekend although we did have to modify our original Monday plan for Crater Lake National Park. There’s a fire on the west side of the lake with the smoke blowing to the east…directly across the lake. As of Sunday afternoon the area around the visitor center which is about 7 o’clock on the drive around the almost circular lake was issued a category 1 evacuation order…which means get ready to leave. With that in effect…and about 1/4 of the drive around the lake having the road closed as the fire boundary was the road from about 8 to 10 o’clock…add in the lack of visibility over the lake and the 7-8 hours of driving we would have had…and well, we decided to punt Crater Lake for this trip. Maybe next time. We also cancelled the Rogue River Gorge visit as it was to be on the way to Crater Lake and although it’s not being affected by the Crater Lake fire there is another one south and west of the gorge so there was some smoke there and it would still have been a 4-5 hour drive.

Instead…Connie planned a visit to two falls north and east of Canyonville…Yakso Falls first and then Susan Creek Falls. We passed on the supposedly more famous Toketee Falls…the tour guide says they’re the best but from the photos we looked at the two we picked were just as scenic…and more importantly less popular and we like those kinds of hikes better. Although the total drop of Toketee is more…113 versus about 80-90…Toketee has an upper 28 foot drop and a lower 85 foot drop and the upper one isn’t really visible from the trail so height wise they’re about the same. The only advantage Toketee really has is it’s more of a straight drop through the air and our choices are more the down the rocks type…both are fine but we don’t really prefer either and the crowd at the more well known Toketee…along with the additional 30 or so miles of driving each way…made the difference for us.

So off we went…originally the GPS wanted us to go up the freeway to Roseburg and then east…but about halfway to Roseburg she told us there was a faster way…so naturally we took it…it obviously was…well let’s call it a less traveled road and be generous…but we figured the view would be better than the freeway anyway. Eventually we reconnected with the originally route to the falls paralleling the North Umpqua River…and on into the Umpqua National Forest. There…the road got even skinnier and degraded to a dirt/gravel road the last 7 miles to the Lake in the Woods Campground where the trailhead was. We saw precisely zero cars and zero people the last 15 miles into the campground, on the hike, and the 15 miles back out.

After parking we changed into hiking boots, gathered up water, cameras, tripod, food, and hiking sticks and set off on the 1.5 mile round trip 125 foot up and back hike. It was cool, shady, and as previously noted completely empty of people…and unfortunately wildlife as well. We did hear some sort of bird up on the side of the cliff partway in but couldn’t spot him. Like many of the waterfalls in this area of Oregon…there is a river running through a fairly wide gorge downhill with many narrower side gorges off of it…with a waterfall at the dead end of the side gorge…so you’re hiking into and back out of a dead end gorge. Pretty nice hike…luckily most of the uphill was on the way out…on a well maintained and obviously pretty well used…although not today…trail.

After the photos and a snack we headed back to the car and then to our second scheduled stop for the day…which was when we discovered a slight navigational problem. Although we had downloaded the location of the second falls on Apple Maps…that app didn’t have the Forest Service road on it so could not find a route…and we didn’t know the coordinates of the second fall so we couldn’t put them into our Garmin app which did have the Forest Service road. Undeterred…we just decided to head back towards the town of Glide and we would eventually get cell signal again. On the way we took these shots at one of those “Falling Rocks’ signs you frequently see on the roadside in mountain terrain…I guess they’re just going to leave the rocks on the road permanently since it’s a low traffic road. I guess after you support all of the freeloaders they have out here on the Left Coast there isn’t much money left for road repairs.

We stopped and had ice cream for lunch…it was from the Umpqua Creamery and was really, really good…obviously not the lo cal/lo fat stuff. Mountain Blueberry Revel it was…and it was tasty. After that we headed off for our second hike…Susan Creek Falls…again off of the North Umpqua River.

Susan Creek Falls hike was (a) a lot warmer as it was up into the 80s by then, (b) less shady as it wasn’t really as far into the woods, and (c) much more crowded. On the way out…0.95 miles and 80 feet…it was really about a half mile hike tops but it had been made accessible for wheelchairs so it had way more switchbacks than it needed…we saw a dozen couples coming out and when we got there there were 6 or 8 local high schoolers there. They messed up the photos with their presence but luckily left within a few minutes after we arrived and we were alone the remainder of our time there. On the way out we only saw 2 couples and we stopped and talked to the second for a few minutes about RV full timing…they’re currently about half timing but the wife wasn’t ready to give up the house. They were staying at an RV park just outside the entrance to Crater Lake National Park and confirmed our decision to skip it…too much smoke so the blue of the lake wasn’t visible at all…a bust from a photo point of view.

We got some great shots at Susan Creek Falls though.

There’s Neil up on the top left getting his tripod setup…luckily the kids left a few minutes later and we had the place to ourselves.

A shot from where he was standing in the photo above…the kids were still here at this time but out of the frame.

Close-up of the small overflow from the main falls pool.

Connie got all the wildlife shots here while Neil was doing the bracketed tripod mounted ones of the falls…she moved around and spotted things to take shots of other than the waterfalls which is what she typically does.

We hiked back to the car and were pretty well done in by the time we got there…was up into the low 90s by this time and we headed home. We did stop by the hardware stores looking for some BR3020 circuit breakers but we’re still looking for them.

Interesting things found on the net.

I guess he didn’t have AFLAC!!

I’m not sure whether this is poor design…or absolute genius design.

Here’s a guy looking for a partner…but he doesn’t want any weirdos.

The cow dragon.

More small town police blotter stuff.

Cyas.

Or maybe I should call it the DPRC for Democratic People’s Republic of California…the socialist government here in the state is only outdone by the even more socialist city governments in Berkeley CA…and possibly Seattle and Portland as well.

Saturday the temperature got up to 106F and it’s going up to 114-116 Tuesday and Wednesday…way too hot for us. Fortunately once we move to Canyonville OR on Thursday it will *only* be in the mid 90s. Neil was out grilling some chicken for dinner this afternoon…it’s hot but better than warming up the house as both of our A/C units can barely keep us below 90F inside in the late afternoon…anyways he aimed his infrared meat thermometer at the side of the rig in the sun and it measured 152F on the side…no wonder the A/C units are having a hard time keeping up. 

Neil and Connie’s human kid told us he was proud of Neil for accepting transgender people…and that all qualified citizens should be able to serve in the military…that’s not quite what he thinks so let me reiterate his position a little more clearly. This isn’t a political rant…my last post was characterized as such…just a clear statement of what he perceives the realities are. I’ll keep it brief…if you want a more detailed explanation let me know in the comments and I’ll have him write a guest post.

There is no such thing as transgender…you’re either male or female from birth and that can’t be changed…ever. However…you’re free to have sex with whoever you want to…male, female, he don’t care as long as you don’t try to do him unless you’re a female and Connie has passed on or something…he’s off the market.

Women in the military…he’s perfectly fine with that…all citizens should have the equal opportunity. But let’s not forget that men are men and women are women…and despite the fondest wishes of progressives…they’ll never be the same. Men are generally stronger and have more endurance…and a lot of job codes in the military require significant amounts of both. Women in combat units…that’s another story…it’s a terrible idea and will just get more soldiers (men and women) killed. The vast majority of women do not and cannot meet the physical standards required for combat…an infantryman carries 60 pounds of equipment and is expected to be able to walk 20 miles a day with it and pick up a 200 pound wounded comrade if necessary.. The physical standards for women have been reduced to the point that they can’t meet necessary requirements…it’s not their fault but physiology.

The military exists to kill people and break things in the execution of national leadership’s policy…not as an institution for social change…it should have been left that way.

Ok…explanation over…let’s get on with Fun Stuff©.

Our original plan for Friday was to drive up to Lava Beds National Monument but on the way back home after going to the falls the other day we got to talking about it…and frankly wondered whether the Fun/Effort ratio was high enough (i.e., more than 1.0) to make the trip worthwhile. It’s like 150 miles from here and with the curvy roads figured to be a 3.5 hour drive each way…say 7 hours on the road and about $90 in diesel. Both the time and fuel are worth it if the payoff is good…but then we looked at what there was to do. There’s a lot of volcanic lava landscape…but then we’ll see that at Lassen Volcanic National Park…and there’s a bunch of what they call lava tubes but what most people would call caves. We’re not really that into caves…and then there was the possibility that we might have to violate the law to go into them. There are bats in the caves…and bats are subject to this disease known as White-nose Fungus…it’s transmitted by spores that get carried into caves on your boots. The national monument web page says that if you’ve got boots or climbing gear that “have been in other caves in the past 10 years” you can’t wear them legally into the tubes/caves in the national monument. We were in Mammoth Cave in Kentucky a couple years back…and back then we went through a cleaning process both into and out of the cave to kill any fungus spores that were on our boots…and according to the guidelines at Mammoth Cave that made our boots decontaminated as we left.

We don’t know whether the guidance/rules/regulations have changed…or whether Lava Beds just has different ones…or whether it’s a matter of interpretation. However…given the relative lack of Fun Stuff© once we got there and the time and fuel cost to go there…not to mention the 105+ degree predicted temperatures…we gave up and scratched Lava Beds of the list.

So we decided to head down to Lassen Volcanic National Park instead…turns out that the road through the park that was closed last week is now open…so our plan was to head south and stop by the visitor center at the SW entrance of the park, drive up the road to the NW entrance and then come home…about 120 miles total. Accordingly…we hit the road right about 0700 in order to beat the heat and the crowds.

Connie took at look at the GPS directions…and says to him…”Hey, I got a great idea. Instead of going down I-5 another 15 miles let’s take this other route cross country. It’s only 1 minute longer than the I-5 route…and it’s 15 miles shorter so we’ll save fuel.”

Well…he sort of thought that maybe they shoulda considered that since it was 15 miles shorter and a minute longer…that maybe it was because you couldn’t go as fast on the roads…but since she’s the DLETC…and he didn’t have a really good reason to overrule her…that he would just follow her directions.

Let me refer you at this point to the 1989 Indiana Jones movie…The Last Crusade. If you’ll recall…they were looking for the Holy Grail (the chalice with the wine in it from The Last Supper) and the Nazis got there first. The head Nazi met the Knight in the gray chain mail with the red on white cross on his chest…obviously a reference to the Knights Templar…who invited him to choose a cup from the hundreds of varied ones displayed. The Nazi looked around and grabbed the ornate golden one…drank the water from the font which would supposedly make him immortal…and well, he aged into a 200 year old man then a skeleton then dust in about 10 seconds. The knight stood there…looked at the pile of dust…looked at Indy and his party and said “He chose…poorly.” You can click on that link to see it for yourself.

Perfect quote for Neil’s decision on going her way. Sure…it was 15 miles shorter but very quickly turned into almost a goat track through cow and rock land…and while the road was paved…it wasn’t well paved and was…well, let’s say quite bumpy. They bounced the phone running the GPS app off of the holder a half dozen times before she gave up and held it. Finally…30 or so miles later…we got back onto the road we woulda been on if we had just went another 15 miles down I-5.

We got to the park, showed our pass, picked up a map and headed to the visitor center…got there 15 minutes before it opened. Watched the movie…which was according to the web site only available at the museum at the NW entrance and our original plan was to get it on the way out…and it was pretty crappy as National Park movies go…usually they’re a lot better.

We then headed off on our drive through the park…about 30 road miles in total up to 8,500 feet and back down to the NW entrance.

Lassen Peak…Maidu Indian name Kohm Yah-ah-nee or Snow Mountain…is a cinder cone volcano…don’t worry, I’ll ‘splain this in a minute, ya know it’s comin’…and is 10,457 feet high. Lassen Volcanic National Park actually contains all 4 kinds of volcanoes. It actually sits on top of the original volcano in these parts…which was about 10 or 15 times as big around as Lassen Peak is. That ancient volcano collapsed and has 4 remnants left in the park…the original Brokeoff Volcano was the park’s only composite volcano…or strato-volcano.

Composite or strato-volcanoes…as I discussed in my last post about Mount Shasta…are built up in layers from a vent. They’re typically composed of buildups from multiple vents as Shasta…and Ranier to the north…are so that they eventually look like a single mountain even though they were built up from multiple vents.

Plug dome volcanoes like Lassen Peak…are built up from a single vent but one that has lava that is too thick to flow great distances…so they just build themselves up over time.

Shield volcanoes like Mount Harkeness in the park are broad rounded volcanoes built up by repeated flows of very fluid lava that can spread out over large distances. Essentially they’re like a plug dome except they’re generally lower and more rounded as the thinner lava can’t pile up as high.

Finally…there’s the cinder cone volcano…which doesn’t have any lava flows at all…lava being molten rock that flows out of the vent and then hardens. Instead…cinder cones are formed from ejected rock, cinders, and ash rather than ejected lava.

I’m not sure why only composite ones have strato in the name as all of them are pretty much built up in layers…but then I’m a bear and not a volcanologist and wikipedia didn’t have any better explanation.

The age of the volcanoes in the park range from Mount Harkness which started forming about 600,000 years ago…to Brokeoff Mountain which is the remnant of the Brokeoff volcano and is 250,000 to 300,000 years old…to the relatively recent Cinder Cone volcano which formed around 1650.

There’s a trail to the top of Lassen Peak…it’s only about 2.5 miles each way but it’s also about 2,000 feet up and then back down…we skipped it. Our first stop was Sulphur Works which is the only easily accessible thermal area in the park…Bumpass Hell is supposedly better but it’s a bit of a hike and starts at 7,000 feet or so…and it was closed anyway. Sulphur was mined here before the park was formed. It was hot and stinky…hydrogen sulfide which is rotten egg smell gas.

Next up was the overlook for Brokeoff Mountain and Conard Mountain which are 2 of the 4 remaining pieces of the originally much larger Brokeoff Volcano. The other two remnants are supposedly visible behind the overlook…but we couldn’t pick ‘em out of all the other mountains.

Brokeoff Mountain

One of the leftover rocks from Brokeoff Volcano…this one is semi truck sized.

And Conard Mountain…about 3.5 miles SE of Brokeoff mountain…the original volcano was a bout 9 miles in diameter from looking at the map locations of the 4 remnants.

Our first real view of Lassen Peak itself…the trail to the top starts just beyond those trees on the right side…although it’s still 4 or 5 miles to the parking area by road at this point. 

As you can see…you probably had a clue already as the road has only been open since yesterday…we ran into a bit of snow. The roads were mostly dry. First photo is the snowbank next to the road…probably 8 or 9 feet high. Second is Lake Helen just across the road from the snowbank…it’s mostly still frozen and snow covered. This is the latest opening of this road in park records…they’ve been clearing snow for 4 months. Article on the opening.

Looking out towards King’s Creek…it’s just out of sight below the snowbank. Connie took these while Neil hiked the couple of hundred yards to see the creek itself. We passed on the falls…it was only a 2.5 mile round trip hike…but again it was 900 feet down and then back up and we were over 7,500 feet.

Another shot of Lassen Peak…taken from the Devastated Area parking lot. The Devastated area was essentially denuded by a lahar which is a landslide of mud, melted snow, and volcanic ejecta back about 100 years ago. There was a small steam explosion on May 19, 1917 and a much larger one 3 days later on May 22…the second one sent mud downhill into what is now known as the Devastated Area then back up and over a 1,000 foot higher pass behind it.

Next stop was the Chaos Jumbles and Crags…this is another extinct volcano that about 300 years ago had a cold rock slide of unknown origin…it resulted in a huge pile of rocks. Part of the effect was damming the Manzanita Creek and resulting creation of Manzanita Lake.

Looking towards the remnants of Chaos Crags…about 1.5 miles away.

And the other direction towards Manzanita Lake…again about 1.25 miles away. The 100 mile an hour rock slide buried this portion of the park with up to 150 feet of these rocks.

Our final stop was at Manzanita Lake…looking for reflections in the water of Lassen. We thought it would only be a couple hundred yards walk so didn’t change into hiking boots or take the water…another instance of “He chose…poorly.” I guess. Ended up hiking most of a mile around the lake and got a couple nice shots. Neil left Connie at the end of the lake and walked back to the car then picked her up…the end of the lake was right next to the entrance station which was also our exit point from the park.

And from a little farther around the lake.

With that our trip to Lassen Volcanic National Park was done. We exited the park onto CA-44…the same road we came in from Reno on…and 45 minutes or so later were back in Redding. Stopped by the Home Depot for a couple of water parts and the Walmart to get tortillas for dinner…we had leftover grilled flank steak with lime in tortillas and leftover black beans and rice from the night before.

The weekend arrives…and we’re resting after a busy 3 days of Fun Stuff©. Mass and that was about it…it was really hot so we stayed home.

Monday we set off for a trip over to Shasta Dam…it is on the Sacramento River and creates Shasta Lake which is the largest lake in California. The dam itself claims to be the “second largest dam by mass in the United States…I never heard of classifying a dam by mass but I guess they wanted to get into the record books somehow. It’s 602 feet high so it’s only the eighth tallest in the US, contains 6.5 million yards of concrete, and is 3,460 feet long. It’s an arch-gravity dam primarily intended for flood control and provision of irrigation water to California’s Central Valley…with hydroelectric power generation as a secondary consideration. It was constructed in the between 1937 and 1945.

It was built in a much different manner than most dams. Typically a diversion channel is dug and a cofferdam used to reroute the river around the dam site and the entire dam is constructed…then the cofferdam is remove and the diversion channel filled in so the lake fills. Shasta was instead built in 2 parts…first the end thirds were constructed almost entirely on the existing banks of the river. While they were being constructed the original railroad line along the river was rerouted up onto the ridge. A tower was constructed on the west side of the river in what would eventually become the lake with cables running from it to various points on the eastern ridge…concrete loads were mixed on the eastern ridge and pulled over to where they were needed. When both of those were complete…an existing railway tunnel around the site of the dam was deepened to 75 feet deep and used as the diversion tunnel while the center spillway portion of the dam was built…when it was done the tunnel was filled back to it’s original floor and plugged with 400 feet of concrete and the lake filled. Kind of an interesting way to go about the construction.

This osprey was perched on her nest right outside the dam visitor center.

Looking out from the visitor center…the center spillway section was the last constructed piece and is roughly where the original river course was…the left and right sides were built on the banks of the existing river.

Looking downstream from about the center of the right half of the dam as you look at it…Neil went on the dam tour which started as a walk from the visitor center about 2/3 of a mile over to the right hand of the dam and then out to the elevator tower which is on the left side of the spillway. 

Looking down from the center of the spillway…the pipes on the rig lead to the power house from the base of the dam…they’re about 18 feet inside diameter and the intake end is under about 500 feet of lake water…it enters at a pressure of about 200 psi and flows into the water turbines at the bottom of the vertical generator shafts.

Looking up from the bottom of the spillway after our 483 feet down elevator ride…the dam (like all dams) leaks continuously and the concrete in it isn’t expected to be fully cured until 2045.

The tops of the generators in the power building…the shiny shafts in the middle of them are about 30 inches in diameter and turn at 120 rpm so they’re pretty slow as generators go…AC power flows from here to the transformer building next door and then to the transmission station you can see on the left side of the looking downriver photo above.

Monday evening into Tuesday we had some issues. First was the temperature…112F which resulted in the circuit breaker for our living room A/C unit tripping on over current. We weren’t actually pulling too much…but the heat in the basement where our electrical panel is lowered the set point and the unit itself was working at maximum capacity. Add in a lower than normal voltage situation in the park which increased the unit current draw a bit and we kept resetting the breaker to keep it running. It tripped a couple times Monday but it was late enough in the day that we didn’t get too hot inside. Tuesday was worse though…it was even hotter and after tripping the breaker 4 times in an hour in the early afternoon hours Neil swapped it out for a spare he had on hand and we got the A/C running again. Thought we were home free after that…until the campground lost power 15 minutes later about 1500.

With not much information coming from the campground…we headed off to have a beer at the local tavern and came back to the rig about 1830…only to find that a transformer had blown and it would be 6-10 hours for replacement. It was 103 inside the rig by then so off we went to a local hotel for the evening.

Got back early Wednesday morning…the transformer had finally been replaced by about 0530 or so and we got our A/C units back on and managed to hold the temperature down through the day.

Thursday we transited the 211 miles to our next stop…Seven Feathers RV Resort in Canyonville OR. A mile to the freeway from Mountain Gate, 209 miles straight up I-5, and another mile to the campground. We arrived about 1300, got checked in and then parked and got the A/C on immediately…luckily it was only 106 or so in Canyonville and will be down into the 90s most of the week we’re due to be here. Once we cooled down and had a shower we took the free shuttle over to the casino…we needed beer and dinner which we got…and also to register for our free Player’s Card for the casino. Neil has no interest in gambling…but the card gets us another 10% off our camping bill…and they include $5 in free play money for the slot machines which will keep Connie amused for hours.

Friday we headed over to the Elk Creek Falls about 90 miles from here…40 as the crow flies but the road is one of those really twisty/curvy mountain roads with no railings and steep drop-offs. We got to the falls about 1130 and hiked the quarter of a mile over to the viewpoint where we got some excellent photos of what turned out to be a pretty nice waterfall.

Elk Creek Falls is a 4 cascade waterfall dropping about 190 feet overall with the lowest one being the tallest single cascade at about 80 feet. You can only see the bottom 3 of the cascades from the viewpoint.

We stopped by the small town of Powers OR for lunch at the Powers Tavern and Cafe…had a couple of cheeseburgers, fries, and a beer…at least the beer was good. Lunch was definitely not one of the better things they do there…the fries were simultaneously over-browned, all stuck together into a gluey mass, and as limp as cooked spaghetti. The burger wasn’t much better…it tasted like it was boiled instead of grilled. Afterwards we headed home.

Bad Ass of the week…you might be a bad ass but few can match this guy.

Interesting stuff found on the net.

Eh, maybe not.

Maybe she’s got something there.

Gotta love those small town police logs.

The hottest things in the universe…yeah I know the font on the last one is different but I had to make it family friendly.

Again with the small town police logs…oh dear me.

Dolphin-speak.

And finally…you can always trust Old Abe.

Cyas.

We headed off today for our first Fun Stuff© day in the PRC (Peoples Republic of California). The day’s destination was Dunsmuir CA to start off with a visit to Hedge Creek Falls…this entailed a hike of about 3/4 of a mile and 200 or so feet down and then back up on the return trip to the parking lot. Then we would continue up the road to Mount Shasta City…stop at the visitor center to get some information…and visit Mount Shasta itself.

Before that though…I just need to give progressives a beatdown. As ya know…our President tweeted yesterday that transgenders aren’t allowed any more in the military…and naturally, despite the fact that the Pentagon has stated that no directives have been given to them and they don’t change policy based on a tweet…the progressives are all up in arms and the twitterverse is ablaze with hatred of all things Trump. Now never mind that there’s no such thing as transgender except in the minds of ignorant, politically correct millennial morons…you can’t turn a woman into a man…or a man into a woman for that matter…anymore than you can change a human into a cephalopod. That just don’t make a lick o’ sense. You can’t change genetics…I like silk stockings and garter belts as much as the next boar does…but if I put one on it doesn’t make me a sow…just a cross-dresser. And never mind that we should allow all citizens to serve in the military…I’m all for that but the same ignorant, politically correct millennial morons want to make all branches and all job specialties open to men, women, and whatever’s…including combat. Now I’ve not seen combat…but Neil was in the Navy and there are a whole lot of things on a submarine that simply take brute strength…loading stores, moving weapons, pulling in heavy, wet mooring lines to name a few…and ground combat has even more. Those folks routinely carry 60 pounds of equipment while hiking 20 miles a day and in the event of a firefight might have to pick up a 220 pound wounded soldier and carry them to a corpsman. The fact is that most women simply can’t do that job…or walk 20 miles a day with 60 pounds of equipment. Some surely can…but most can’t. Heck…even a decent percentage of men can’t do that but at least the possibility of working out to gain muscle mass and thus be able to do their job.

The aforementioned morons though…aren’t interested in this…they’re more interested in the military being an agent of social change rather than what militaries have been formed for millennia to do…kill people and break things in the execution of national policy. What really needs to happen is there should be a minimum physical requirement to enter the military and it needs to be the same for both men and women. Then each job specialty needs to be rated as to what physical requirements you need in order to be a combat infantry soldier, a tank mechanic, or a radio operator…and again the requirement is the same no matter whether the soldier is male or female. Women that can carry 150 pound toolboxes and pick up 200 pound tank cleats can be tank mechanics…if they can’t then they should be excluded from that job. It’s as simple as that.

I’ve been following several forum threads regarding the success or not of women in various branches of the military with differing physical requirements…and it’s simply amazing how many of these ignorant, politically correct millennial morons with zero military experience are telling us how easy it would be for women to be in front line ground combat units. Pffft.

Ok, rant over…sorry about that but ignorant, politically correct millennial morons need to learn what the actual purpose of a military force is.

Dunsmuir is about 50 miles north along I-5…it’s essentially a long curvy climb up from the 500 foot elevation in Redding where we’re parked to 4,000 or so in Mount Shasta City just north of Dunsmuir. We arrived at the parking lot about 0915 and quickly set off…the outbound leg was easy as it’s all downhill and into a gradually cooling gorge due to the evaporation of some of the water as it flows over the falls. Hedge Creek Falls is about 40 feet or so tall at the main drop then a bit downstream there are several other 3-5 foot drops as the gorge deepens…we couldn’t get to any of these but did have some nice shots of the main drop…including some from in back of the falls. They have cut away a large cavern behind the falls so Neil climbed around the edge of the falls and took shots from both outside and inside.

One from inside the cavern you can see behind the falls in the first shot.

And one from the other side outside of the falls.

We hiked back up the hill and headed off to our second destination of the day…Mount Shasta.

Mount Shasta is a 14,161 foot tall compound strato-volcano…don’t worry…I’ll ‘splain what that means in a minute. It’s only been known as Mount Shasta since 1850 when the California legislature settled on that name…before hand it was known as Sasty, Saste, Sastise, Shasty, Shasté, Shaste, Shasti, Tshasti, Chasta, Chaste, Chasti, and Chaste. The current Shasta name most probably comes from the early Spanish maps of the California area…Spanish place names typically ended in a. Before the Spanish maps…the name probably goes back to the the Sastise Indian tribe that inhabited it’s southern flanks.

As you’ll see in then picture below…Shasta appears to have two volcanic cone peaks…the taller main peak and the shorter Shastina peak at 12,330 feet. However…thats incorrect. Shasta is what is known as a strato-volcano which means it was built up in layers and further as a compound strato-volcano since it is actually made up of 4 volcanic cones with a fifth cone known as Red Fir Cone being a remnant of a previous compound strato-volcano that collapsed before the start of the current mountain. The entire visible mountain is less than 200,000 years old and the lower visible Shastina peak is only about 9,700 years old. From the air you can see all 4 of the volcanic cone craters that form the current mountain as well as the remnants of the Red Fir Cone crater.

Shasta last erupted about 200 years ago in approximately 1780…and although dormant at the moment is not extinct and will eventually erupt again…as it has 10 or 11 times over the last 3,400 years. Eruptions of volcanoes in the High Sierra mountains typically go on for years…for instance Mount Lassen about 50 miles SE from Shasta erupted from 1914 to 1921 with 170 explosive eruptions in the first year of that period. We’re just glad it didn’t erupt while we were up there.

There are no trails to the summit…you can climb it but it’s all cross country climbing…with the closest parking area located at Bunny Flat at about 5 miles away and 7,000 feet below the summit…so it would be a considerable hike…about half of the 8,000 climbers that attempt it annually reach the summit. The good news is that…assuming you reach the summit, and that it’s winter, and that you brought your skis along…you can ski the 8.500 feet vertical drop down from the top that’s available most years.

We were only able to get up as far as Bunny Flat on the road…the road beyond there up to Panther Meadow is still closed due to snow…but it only goes another mile or two past Bunny Flat.

Taken from the road about 3/4 of the way up to Bunny Flat…the lower Shastina Peak is on the left side and the higher Shasta Peak is hidden in the right side of those clouds…like most mountains Shasta tends to make it’s own weather. It’s well known as generating what is known as lenticular clouds. Lenticular clouds look like stationary disks around the top of a peak but they’re actually forming continuously on one side, being blown to the other side and then evaporating…the stationary look is just an optical illusion. There weren’t any today…so Neil grabbed the second photo from Pinterest on the internet so ya can see what they would have looked like if they had been there

Pano taken from the Bunny Flats parking lot…again the lower Shastina is on the left and the higher Shasta a to the right

This is looking Southeast from the Bunny Flat area…this part of the PRC is really a lot more mountainous than we thought it was.

Thursday morning we set off on another half day trip to McArthur-Burney Falls Memorial State Park about 45 miles east of the Mountain Gate RV. It’s named for the falls it contains…Burney Falls which is…naturally…on Burney Creek and drops 129 feet to a 20 foot deep 48 degree Fahrenheit pool…that’s practically beer drinking temperature so ya definitely don’t wanna be swimmin’ in it.

The water in Burney Creek comes from snow melt up on Burney Mountain about 15 miles away…but it takes a strange path to get there. Rather than running down a creek bed the melt disappears into an underground aquifer that surfaces in the headwater pool for the creek about 3/4 of a mile upstream from the falls…well, actually only part of the aquifer is forced to the surface there and the rest continues underground along the top of a non-porous rock layer. So…what you get is both surface flow over the two main falls and seepage from the still underground portion of the aquifer. The area behind the falls is the primary nesting location for the Black Swift…we saw a couple of these but (a) we didn’t have the bird lens along and (b) they were flying way too damned fast to actually get a picture of one…so here’s a shot Neil found on the internet for ya…credit to the Slater Museum in the UK.

Anyways…some shots of the falls.

This one is taken from the viewpoint just at the parking lot. We then headed off on the 1.3 mile 200 foot drop and regain Falls Loop Trail Hike. For reference…after this shot we walked to the right a little then down a series of switchbacks to the viewpoint just across from the two main drops…then continued another 300 yards or so downstream to the right before crossing the creek then heading back up another series of switchbacks on the far side of the gorge that got us to the top of the falls just out of view to the right in this shot. We then continued away from the water a bit to another bridge that crosses the creek upstream of the falls about 100 yards to the left of this shot before returning to the parking lot.

HDR shot of the falls from a secondary viewpoint 2/3 of the way down the switchbacks. You can see the two main drops just to right of center (the tallest ones)…everything else is just the aquifer shooting out of the rock face between the porous aquifer layer and the non-porous layer just below it…as you can see the non-porous layer is about 30-40 feet below ground. This is actually a pretty cool waterfall…definitely one of the better ones we’ve seen lately. 

Closeup view of the aquifer coming out…the rightmost main fall is on the left side of the shot. You can’t really see any openings where the aquifer comes out…it’s just a bunch of fractured rock that’s passable by the water in the aquifer.

Taken from the closest viewpoint at the bottom of the falls…it was at least 25 degrees F cooler than it was at the top and the humidity was approaching 100%. Looking up into the sun to the left you could see the mist floating away.

We really think these little ripples over rocks to show the flow are cool…Neil used a tripod and a shutter speed of 3 or 4 seconds to get both the flowing water and the flowers across the way.

Closeup of one of the two main falls.

Looking back from the base of the bridge downstream towards the falls…you can see how steep the gorge is…it’s lined with volcanic rocks like the ones in your bbq grill only bigger.

Connie and Neil took a photo for a couple of kids back at the main pool and for a couple of folks our age at the bridge downstream…they returned the favor. The main pool is just out of sight around the bend on the far right.

Once we crossed the creek and made our way up the switchbacks on the way back…a nice shot from the side of the falls through the trees.

I put this one in just to show ya’ll the trouble we go through to get these photos for ya…way on the lower left there’s a person in blue who is standing at the lowest/closest viewpoint. Upwards just to right and below center the person in red is standing at the middle viewpoint. Look straight up and a little to the left from the red shirt about 2/3 of the way to the top of the frame you can just make out the entry pay station roof…total of 200 feet from the lowest viewpoint up to the parking lot. I just wanted ya’ll to fully appreciate the efforts we go through on your behalf. 

We got more Fun Stuff© coming up of course…but Ima gonna go ahead and post this before it gets too many photos in it.

Interesting Stuff found on the net this week…

Meanwhile…in Alaska.

This kid is definitely going places.

Musta been a slow news day in Wales.

The Bus Knight…I put in the red lines over the 4-letter words to keep it PG.

Police in the small town of Lynnfield MA are happy to help.

And finally…wrinkles well earned.

Cyas.

Ya know…I been wonderin’ for a buncho years now jus’ what kinda bear I am. I’m sort of the color of a cinnamon grizzly but definitely don’t really look like a grizzly. I reviewed every known bear type and really can’t figure out which one I’m descended from. Based on recent things I’ve done tho’…I’m thinking I’m descended from the prehistoric cat-bear. But I digress…more on my lineage a bit later.

Thursday we set off for a day trip over to Virginia City, NV…which as many of you probably remember was the site of the Comstock Lode in 1859…this was the first major silver…and gold…deposit discovered in the US…quite a bonanza of silver and gold were pulled out of the ground around the city. It’s been pretty much preserved as a tourist trap/old west town…pretty cool albeit not quite as cool as Dawson City in the Yukon was.

We headed south on our 40 or so minute drive…the first part was down I-80/I-580 then we exited onto NV-342 and summited over Geiger Summit at 6,789 feet…a sequential summit elevation.

After summiting we got back down to only about 6,200 feet as we entered into Virginia City…we parked Big Red along the side of the main drag as it was still early enough that parking was available. We wandered around town for a couple of hours and got some pretty neat pictures of the Old West Stuff.

Ya’ll should recognize this map…well, maybe not all of ya’ll but only those of a certain age. It’s the map that was displayed during the theme song for the TV show Bonanza from 1959-1973. That’s Pa and Hoss on the left and Adam and Little Joe on the right. Their fictional ranch named “The Ponderosa” was situated on the north end of Lake Tahoe in the Virginia City area. After the show ended there was a tourist attraction centered around the show down near the lake but it’s not defunct. Neil’s mom visited it back in the early 70s when she came out to visit her sister Rose but it’s no longer open to the public. Dun da da lun da da lun da da lun da da lada lada lon don…go ahead, say that last part real fast out loud.

The chandelier in the old Crystal Saloon that is now the visitor center for the town.

Friday we did laundry and then met our friends Frank and Gail Mascari for dinner…Frank is the Exalted Ruler (head honcho) at our Elks Lodge #2742 down in Fort Myers. They we’re in Reno for the annual Elks convention which was over but they were staying the weekend to see Virginia City and Lake Tahoe. We had a very nice 3 hours or so visiting…had a brew at the bar and then dinner at the seafood buffet. The only drawback was the parking garage…it had a vertical clearance of 7 feet and Big Red is 6 foot 8 inches tall…so we cleared the ceiling by a whole 4 inches. Getting into the garage wasn’t too bad…not crowded and we parked up on level 8 of 9. Getting out at 1930 was a whole ‘nuther thing though…a constant stream of cars going up hunting for a space and us trying to get down…we had to back and jack several times to get around the corners and all the idiots that saw somebody getting into a car and just blocked traffic for 5 minutes until they moved…making sure they properly blocked anybody else from either getting into the space or getting down the ramp. What a zoo.

Saturday was a planned trip down to and ‘round Lake Tahoe…which is supposed to be pretty cool. This where the cat-bear thing comes in. As you may know…or maybe not, I have no idea what you do and don’t know…a lot of folks have either a dog or a cat for a pet. Dogs are subordinate to their pack leader and have owners. Cats…well, they consider themselves superior to mere humans and what they have is staff to do their bidding.

I realized that said trip down to Lake Tahoe from Reno…which sits at an elevation of just 4,300 feet or so…would require a trip over the top of Rose Mountain Pass…which tops out at 8,911 feet above sea level. At that point…I realized that I should just dispatch my minions…Connie and Neil…to do the trip and bring me back some photos for the blog. When they agreed…I just figured they were my staff…and that makes me basically a cat I reckon…but then a conundrum arose. I’m clearly a bear and not a cat…take a look at the masthead on the blog and you’ll almost certainly agree with me. So the only thing I can figger is that way back in the prehistoric dinosaur days past…there musta been something known as a cat-bear that had a lot of the characteristics of both a cat and a bear and hence the predilection for staff came down through the millennia to me. Either that…or there was some strange mating goin’ on back then between saber tooth cats and prehistoric bears. I dunno…but since my mama bear never mated with a cat it musta been way before I was a gleam in my daddy’s eye.

I gotta tell ya though…Connie and Neil pretty much thought that Lake Tahoe was a bust. There were way, way, way too many peoples running around down there. They did get a good brew and some lunch at the Brewery at Lake Tahoe…but beyond a few pictures that…mostly…had to be snapped on the move as there just wasn’t any room to pull Big Red over and park.

Here’s a shot of Neil sitting at lunch…Connie took this when he wasn’t looking.

Yeah…it really is that blue.

We got back after about 6 hours…much longer than we anticipated but the traffic…especially around the west side of the lake where we were after lunch…was awful. Numerous traffic jams and about 3x as many cars on the roads as they would really take and just about no parking at all available.

All in all…pretty much of a bust as we couldn’t really park anywhere and the crowds were crazy.

Sunday was Mass and getting ready to go…although Neil did grill a pork loin and some corn on the cob and grilled mushrooms with balsamic vinegar, basil pesto, and parmesan cheese to go with the pork.

Monday we got up early, packed, hitched, and were on the road by about 0915. Shortly afterwards…we entered the PRC…otherwise known as the People’s Republic of California…the land of granola because everything that isn’t a fruit or a nut is a flake.

As we crossed the border from Nevada…in the first mile there were 8 signs with rules of either things we had to do or things we weren’t allowed to do…starting with “$1,000 fine for animal abandonment” We traversed across US-395 and CA-44 through Lassen Volcanic National Park…and the nanny state was in full force. There were way too many recommendations to slow down for curves that weren’t actually very curvy and signs to slow for grades that weren’t actually very significant grade…but all the truck and agricultural inspection stations were closed…guess that’s what happens when you basically have a bankrupt state due to all the socialism and give away programs that they’ve instituted.

We arrived at Mountain Gate RV in Redding CA about 1400 and got setup in site 76…nice level full hookup site with satellite visibility. We’ll be here for 10 days…it will be in the low 100s almost every day we’re here.

More Fun Stuff© to follow.

Interesting things found on the net this week.

This one wasn’t actually found on the net but at a gift shop in Virginia City…they wouldn’t let us take a photo though…but I’ll describe it for you. It was a pair of 8×10 signs you could post on the wall.

Democrat…because it’s easier than getting a job.

Republican…because not everybody can be on welfare.

Lots of truth in those statement Ima thinking.

It finally happened…hell has frozen over.

I would be worried.

I wonder how fast that roller coaster was going.

Don’t leave your children unattended at Whole Paycheck…aka Whole Foods.

For the Doctor Who fans amongst you.

And finally…you think your city’s potholes are bad.

Cyas.

Just a quick post to let ya’ll know our progress.

Tuesday morning we departed Salt Lake City and headed west on I-80…for our scheduled 230 mile trip to our overnight stop in Elko NV. Neil had some sort of stomach thing most of the day and when we got to Ironhorse RV in Elko he felt so bad that Connie went in and checked us in. Luckily we had a nice pull through site 38 right next to the office and since we were traveling again the next day setup was minimal. Front jacks down, slides out, power connected and we were done.

We took a nap and by about 1730 he was feeling better so we had leftover chicken carne asada from the night before…we got some home made (well, store-made but at least not factory made) tortillas from Lee Market in SLC and they were really tasty.

Wednesday we got up, had coffee and oatmeal, pulled in the slides and up the jacks and headed out for our 292 mile transit over to Sparks NV which is a suburb of Reno. Luckily Neil felt better so it was just a long day of driving. We stopped for potty breaks and at a T/A truck stop for lunch at the Taco Bell and arrived in Sparks about 1400. We had a short detour of a subdivision as our GPS tried to take us through the neighborhood to the back of the RV park…a nice lady who lived in the neighborhood sent us on our correct way and we quickly got checked in to our site 357. Neil showed them his retired Navy ID card and we got 20 percent off…saved 48 bucks for our 5 night stay…which was enough to pay for dinner.

We quickly got setup and then headed over to the Flowing Tide Pub IV about a half mile away…we had really great Mammoth Brewing Company Double Nut Brown which was actually a porter and not a brown…but we drank it anyway. Connie had Ahi Tuna and Neil some Pot Stickers and then we came home. We actually still have more carne asada chicken leftover but Connie didn’t want to eat it 3 days in a row so we saved it for tomorrow.

Early to bed was our mantra for the day as we were tuckered out.

Interesting things found on the net.

Just a reminder.

The Jesus dog.

Meanwhile…in Wales.

That’s it for today…Fun Stuff© tomorrow.

Cyas.

Hiya folks…long time no type. Gunther here again…I managed to escape from the O2 Rehabilitation Facility and we’re back down at a low enough altitude where I think I’ll survive…so I’ve retaken the reins of the blog from Kara.

Thursday we were up early for our 300 mile transit up to Salt Lake City…about 20 miles back down UT state highways to I-15 then straight up the freeway. We arrived at our destination about 1530 and settled in quickly to site B34 at the Pony Express RV Park just north of downtown. We had a date with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir who have a public rehearsal at 1930 on Thursdays…they’re rehearsing for their Pioneer Days concerts this week so it promised to be worth listening to.

We set off and found a surface parking lot in downtown and trekked the 1/3 of a mile or so over to the Beerhive Pub for brews and dinner. Neil had Desert Edge Brewery Latter Day Stout and Connie had Two Row Brewing Inevitable Amber Ale…both were pretty outstanding. They had this neat refrigerated portion of the bar top…a metal trough with cooling coils in it to keep your brew cold. That’s it just below Neil’s pint below.

Connie had a bruschetta to go along with hers and Neil had the best chicken strips we’ve ever tasted. Rather than the processed and frozen crap you usually get…this was a whole chicken breast smashed thin, breaded, and deep fried sort of like a schnitzel. It was then topped with Parmesan and run under the salamander to melt and was served with honey-mustard sauce.

Once that was done we walked back over to the Mormon Convention Center where the rehearsal…and the later concert…will be and listened to the rehearsal. Men to the right, women to the left and the altos…Connie’s peeps…are towards the center.

The rehearsed with their headliner for the Pioneer concerts…his name is Allen something…he’s a “famous recording artist and youtube sensation” according to the emcee…we never heard of him but he was pretty good and obviously having a great time. Not too much religious music on the program as it’s the Pioneer Day celebration…but he showed a pretty good range of styles. Rehearsal kept getting stopped and started…just like in Connie’s old days in choir and the New Dominion Chorale.

Afterwards was home and bed…we were tuckered out.

Friday we wanted to head down to Temple Square and see what there was to see…and catch the 1200 Organ Recital in the Tabernacle.

Temple Square is a 35 acre complex where they run the Mormon Church (more formally known as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints or sometimes LDS)…similar in purpose to the Vatican in Rome.

Here’s the Temple…we couldn’t go inside because it’s members only…ya gotta have the decoder ring and know the secret handshake to get in I guess.

Neil took a second shot of the temple reflected in the fountain…had to piece it together as a pano as he left the really wide lens in the car…but he would have had to piece it together anyway he says.

And here’s the Assembly Hall…it’s just another church on the complex…I’m not sure whether they deliberately set out to build more than one or whether it was more a case of outgrowing the original…we counted a total of 3 (at least) and the original Tabernacle was on the site of the Assembly Hall but was razed for it.

And here’s the Tabernacle.

From reviewing wikipedia…there was the original Tabernacle which was members only…then the current Tabernacle was built…then the original Tabernacle was torn down and the Assembly Building constructed. Later the Temple was constructed at which point the Tabernacle became open to non Mormons.

Finally…two houses that Brigham Young lived in. The first is Beehive House…named after the beehive cupola on the roof. He lived there when he was territorial governor and the head of the church. Second is Lion House…named after the lion over the porch where he lived after retiring.

From there we headed off to the Tabernacle for the 1200 Organ Recital…on the 11,700+ pipe organ in the 2300 or so seat auditorium/church. Quite nice…and it really sounded good as well. Afterwards we headed home for lunch and rest.

Saturday we had 2 goals…first was to go out and see the Great Salt Lake…but we found that the water is really far down, in fact at the marina we were going to go visit to see it all of the sailboats had been pulled out of the water as it’s too shallow for them…so we just opted to stop by the viewpoint…if you can call it that…off of I-80.

Suffice it to say that the Great Salt Lake is pretty much a bust. There’s a thick haze layer over it that clears up once you get a little east. If you’re at the viewpoint the water is probably a mile away and you’re looking over dried salty muck…think Death Valley type desert if you’ve been there and you’ll be pretty close…it was awful looking and hot as heck in addition so we didn’t stay long. What a dreary place.

You can actually see that there’s water in this one…although Neil had to crank the Dehaze filter in Lightroom up to about +35 to see it.

Once we were done with that we headed east about 30 miles from the lake viewpoint to Park City for lunch. Park City is on the east side of the Wasatch Mountains and is littered with ski lifts on the peaks to the west of downtown. Think of it as the Pigeon Forge of UT and again you’ll be pretty close. It’s about 2,600 feet higher than Salt Lake City is and about 20 degrees cooler. The reason we chose it for lunch was a place named Freshie’s…they are owned by a couple of 30something refugees from Maine and specialize in Lobstah Rolls as the downeasters would call them…in early July Freshie’s captured the crown of “World’s Best Lobster Roll” at the Down East Lobster Festival in Portland ME. Since they were the winners…and not from Maine but Utah of all places…and since we were here…we figured it was worth the drive.

It was only Neil’s second Lobstah Roll evah…again as the downeasters would say…and it was a huge improvement over the standard one you get at most places back there. Usually it’s the top split hotdog bun with cold mayo-based lobster salad in it…like tuna salad except lobster. Freshie’s spreads lobster mayo on the outside of the bun and then toasts it on a griddle…the oil in the mayo makes it golden brown and delicious as Alton Brown would say…then the inside gets a little more lobster mayo on the bottom, stuffed with lobster meat, and topped with a tablespoon or two of melted butter, lemon peel, and chives. The girl making them said that she had added it up and although it seemed decadent it was actually only about 380 calories. We got two of them with chips and a drink for about $33…it was pretty good but probably overpriced for what you get…but then since Park City is really just Pigeon Forge West they charge Disneyland prices.

I guess if you have to put a lobstah on a sandwich it’s probably the best way to do so…but Neil says he would much rather the crustacean give it’s life for lobster ravioli or lobster and linguini and it was wasted on a sandwich.

Monday we set off for a trip to the UT state capitol building…we tend to always go there and take the tour when we pass through any state capital. This was a bit strange as it’s the first state capitol building we’ve been in that didn’t have much security…there was a single guard who was randomly at the desk but no metal detectors or anything else was to be seen. That’s the way it used to always be back before 9/11 happened. It turned out that the tour guide volunteer was sick so a lady from the visitor center took us on the tour.

We learned that the population of Utan is about 65% LDS overall and ranges from just a hair over 50% in Salt Lake County to over 80% in 3 of the most rural counties…we knew that LDS was the predominant religion here but thought it was something less than 65%…our tour guide told us that just as there were cafeteria Catholics there were lots of cafeteria and non-practicing LDS members. The capitol build was built between 1912-1916 and underwent a major renovation in 2004-2008 which included the addition of earthquake protection measures. Essentially the building is supported by 250 or so concrete columns holding up it’s 170,000,000 pounds or 85,000 tons. Since the building is situated…as is the rest of Salt Lake City…on the Wasatch Fault and susceptible to earthquake…the renovation included the addition of a base isolation system to allow the building to move relative to the ground and thus better survive an earthquake up to magnitude 7.3. Basically each of the columns was cut and had an isolation system inserted into it…each system is about 3 feet in diameter and 18 inches or so tall. Each isolation system has a central vertical core of lead about 8 inches in diameter surrounded by horizontal layers of steel and rubber. During an earthquake the lead deforms (it wasn’t clear whether it melted or just elastically deformed) and the combination of the lead and the steel and rubber plates basically serves as a shock mounting for the weight on the column. The overall effect is to mechanically isolate the building from the base rock it sits on and thus if/when the earthquake happens the ground can shake underneath the building and the building won’t move. They don’t make the building earthquake proof but earthquake resistant.

The acoustics up on the second floor…which is actually the main floor that’s one to the rotunda…were pretty spectacular. The lady in the photo below is going to sing the National Anthem on Pioneer Day on July 24…Pioneer Day is the celebration of Brigham Young founding Salt Lake City and is actually a bigger holiday here than July 4th is. She was practicing and sounded really great…even without a microphone she was clearly audible and she was at least 50 yards away in the photo. Very little echo or reverb in the rotunda area which was surprising considering it’s almost all marble.

Painting in the legislative lobby on the 4th floor.

Statue in the rotunda area.

The Gold Room next to the Governor’s office…used for bill signings, meeting important people and the like.

Painting just below the rotunda…like many state capitols there are are statues and paintings symbolizing the values of the state in the corners that hold up the rotunda.

Light sconce.

Ceiling decoration…they’re fascinated with children here in Utah.

Window in the Governor’s office.

The Governor’s office…all of the furniture is constructed out of wood from trees that were felled during the 1999 tornado. 

Brigham Young…founder of the LDS, inventor of Utah, and first territorial governor of Utah. Our guide in the background…don’t know why she wore those sky heels to walk around on marble floors doing a tour.

House chamber.

Painting on the far wall of the House chamber…all the paintings in here are of people signifying that the House is the chamber of the people. This is actually Brigham Young’s grandniece…she was the first woman to vote in Utah and that was 50 years before universal suffrage was granted by Congress. Women lost the right to vote due to polygamy being practiced in Utah when it became a state and then regained it when the rest of the country did.

Senate chamber…votes here are still by roll call vice the electronic voting used in the House.

Bison sculpture in the legislative lobby area…our tour guide again on the right.

Supreme Court chamber…they actually have another building elsewhere where they transact most of their business but by law they’re required to meet at least annually in the capitol building…so they do that in April each year here.

One of the base isolation systems in the basement…the next photo shows the interior and how they’re constructed…again, lead core and steel and rubber plates. Basically it’s the equivalent of a giant Slinky toy.

North entrance of the building looking over the reflecting fountain.

Interesting stuff found on the net this week.

Found this on a photo forum Neil frequents named Ugly Hedgehog…thought it epitomizes the complete idiocy of all sides involved with our elected officials in DC.

Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of government.

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture,
is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever –
46 million people now receive Food Stamps.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior,
asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.”
Their stated reason for the policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on
handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”

Besides that…it’s a $100 fine if you do.

Thus ends today’s lesson in irony.

That’s how it works I guess.

Guess it’s not so secret any more.

Rainbow at Yosemite Falls.

I guess this sign means No Fishing…or maybe No Running with Fish…or something.

Things I have learned from the movies.

Prehistoric Googling.

And finally…a tip for cooking your kale.

Tomorrow we’re off on a 2 day transit…overnight in Elko NV then arrival in Reno NV Wednesday afternoon.

Cyas.

Tuesday we were up early…0500…for our 0630 planned departure from the rig. With a 30 minute drive to the Zion Visitor Center and a 40 minute ride on the shuttle up to the Temple of Sinawava where our planned hike started. Our plan was to do the 2 mile round trip on the Riverside Trail and then wade into The Narrows a bit and get some cool photographs.

The Narrows is the second signature hike at Zion…and consists of several options. The gorge itself ranges from 30-100 feet wide and 500-1,300 feet deep from the rim to the river depending on location within the gorge. The complete hike is 16 miles and you’re hiking in the river for most of the time…there are numerous sections that are chest deep and several that require swimming. For us…that goes beyond Fun Stuff© into stupidity so we decided to pass on it. What most people do is hike the Riverside Trail and then go into the first section of The Narrows and wade upstream until they get tired of it and turn around…that gives you a bit of the flavor of them and allows getting photographs without risking life and limb. This is a dangerous hike…not because of the wading or rocks although they’re not trivial…but because of the possibility of a flash flood. Like other slot canyons in the west…you can be hiking in knee deep water one minute and within 30 seconds you’ve been inundated with a 12 foot wall of water filled with debris. Rain anywhere upstream can quickly raise the water levels while it remains clear and brilliant blue skies where you’re wading. Given that…and our non-interest in a 9 mile hike in the river bed which would take many hours…we just did the amuse bouche version of the hike (for those of you who may not be familiar with the French term or who don’t eat at high enough class restaurants…an amuse bouche is a single bite appetizer usually served in fancier eateries just after you sit down…it’s whatever the chef felt like making today, isn’t on the menu, and is included in the price of your meal…but it’s just a tasty bite or two at the most. Actually…we don’t eat at high enough class restaurants to get one regularly either.) National Geographic rates this is the 5th best adventure in the US…there are actually 12 campsites located in the canyon built by the park service…they’ve been constructed in areas above the water so you will survive a potential flash flood while you’re asleep…although it’s only 16 miles it’s really a 2 day hike due to the wading in the water, swimming, and slow going generally.

We arrived at the parking lot at the Temple of Sinawava just before 0800 and it was still cool…70s max…and shaded within the Gorge. The Temple of Sinawava where the road ends is a half mile or so wide spot in the canyon with walls about 3,000 feet wide. However, once you start up the trail alongside the Virgin River (actually the North Fork of the Virgin River to be precise…according to Wikipedia only the East Fork and North Fork exist…looking at the watershed map it empties into Lake Powell south of Zion and after passing through Zion over to Mount Carmel it splits into the North Fork and East Fork).

Before I really get into that…I need to respond to reader Ron (actually Neil’s older brother) who had a question about the grade on Walter’s Wiggles. They rise about 500 feet over about 400 feet horizontally…so it would be a 50 degree or so slope except for the switchbacks. Here’s a couple of shots so you can see what I mean. As you can see…they’re pretty steep and from the second photo you can see that each switchback is 50 feet or so long so it’s probably only 20 or 25 degrees actual grade. There’s another section of switchbacks further back on the trail up…they get you part way up the canyon wall and then the Wiggles get you to the West Rim trail…you continue out that a bit until you get to Scout’s Landing where you can either get some photos and head back down or you can head out the spine of the fin to Angel’s Landing with the 1,000 foot drop-offs on each side of the narrow trail that I showed the pictures of the other day.

Heading upstream we took 30 or 40 minutes to get to the end of Riverside Walk. Connie took a look at the river and quickly decided she wasn’t wading upstream. The water was ankle to mid-thigh deep on Neil and flowing pretty quickly at 6 or 8 miles an hour. There are bowling ball sized cobblestones forming the river bottom and the flow of water over them combined with her lack of depth perception quickly convinced her she would end up falling in so she stayed at the end of the Riverside Trail and Neil hiked/waded 500 or 600 yards upstream after donning his water shoes so he would have dry hiking boots and socks on the way back. Many nice photos were taken and after 40 minutes or so he was back at where Connie was waiting. After a quick snack and changing into dry boots we headed back to the parking lot and boarded the bus. We stopped by Zion Lodge and had a burger for lunch…we were going to eat in the dining room but it wasn’t open yet and we were too hungry to wait 20 more minutes for them to open. After lunch we headed home to rest for the hot part of the day. We definitely noticed that between the end of the Riverside Walk trail and the campground in Virgin that there was a 10-15 degree temperature difference.

An Usie at the Hanging Gardens. Hanging gardens are formed where there’s a seep…a seep happens when water filters down through the porous limestone and then runs into a non porous layer of rock where it turns sideways and seems out the side of the canyon wall…it forms a wet spot and plant life takes advantage of that…I know there’s a joke somewhere in that wet spot line and that wise ass bear woulda not only found it but put it in here…but I’m trying to rise above low brow humor and maintain decorum here yaknow.

Two different treatments of the same series of shots…I can’ decide which one I like best…let me know which one you like better

And he’s off…into the river.

Connie got some shots while he was gone.

Some of these have people in them…some don’t. The reasons vary…sometimes I left the people in for scale, sometimes Neil carefully waited until there we no people in his shot, sometimes I carefully cropped them out, and sometimes I used the Magic People Remover© software to just get rid of ‘em.

One of my favorite shots of the day.

He was begging for food…we didn’t give him any…after all it’s a $100 fine if you do.

If he had gone just a little farther up the canyon…he would have gotten to what’s called the Wall Street section…but unfortunately his feet were starting to hurt from the rocks…so he’s glad he headed back. Here’s a couple of shots I cribbed from the internet so you can see what this section would have looked like.

On the way back we ran into a couple small waterfalls…so Neil broke out the tripod and got some shots.

Wednesday we just had a quick driving tour…25 miles or so up I-15 to the Kolob Canyon portion of Zion…stopped by the visitor center and got the stamp in our National Park Passport as they have a different one than the main visitor center does…and then took the 5 mile mostly straight up scenic drive up to Kolob Canyon Viewpoint. Got some photos and headed home for all the pre-travel day stuff in the afternoon as we’re traveling to Salt Lake City tomorrow. The views at Kolob are more of looking at a bunch of what are called finger canyons opening out to a plain.

An Usie at the overlook.

Connie took this one and Neil HDRed it…I think it’s the best shot of the day. Both of the following are of Timber Top Mountain on the left and the little point sticking up at the right end is the 6,995 foot Shuntavi Butte…although to us it looks like it’s still part of Timber Top…but what do we know.

Neil’s version of the shot above…he was using his really wide angle zoom and left the closeup to Connie…both are good but we all like hers better this time.

A pano of the steep switchbacks on the way back down…you can just see the road on the right side as it curves to the right then back to the left just below…then back to the right again and then sharply back to the left and down just in front of the far rock wall.

Interesting things found on the net this week.

Never do a photoshoot in a brown dress.

I’m thinking that Grandma wasn’t real popular with her family.

The Boeing Triple 7 has a crucial design flaw.

Seems like a legit Spanish translation to me.

Cyas.

We had an easier day planned for today…after breakfast we headed off for a driving trip up to the Kolob Reservoir which takes you through the southern portion of the Kolob Canyon area of Zion National Park…Kolob is up in the northwest corner of the overall park. We knew we would not actually see Kolob Canyon today…that’s scheduled for Wednesday and requires a drive back up I-15 20 miles or so before entering the far northwest corner of Zion

Connie declared today to be the adventure portion of the tour…we define the adventure portion as either you don’t have complete and precise directions of where you’re going or you don’t know what you will see when you get there. Today’s trip fit both of those requirements.

According to Google maps and Apple maps…there was a road all the way up to UT-14 that we were on last week on our trip out to Cedar Breaks National Monument…but it (a) turned out to be a dirt road for an unknown number of miles and (b) we weren’t real sure that the road we thought we should turn on was actually what we thought it was and not a road into private property…there were some No Trespassing signs nearby where we almost turned off of the road around Kolob Reservoir and it wasn’t really clear what was marked. So we passed on it and turned around to head home rather than take the uncertain route out to the freeway and thence back through Cedar City to Virgin.

It turned out to be a really good trip…lots more wonderful scenery albeit a little different than the main Zion Canyon part of the park…more wooded for one and we actually saw some wildlife.

On our arrival at Kolob Reservoir we parked for awhile and had a banana for lunch before heading home.

Nice house we saw along the way…probably $500K out here or would be $4M back in VA where we used to live.

Turned around after taking the house photo and this is their view.

Doe mule deer.

Swanson’s Hawk we’re pretty sure.

Mr. Ed…he was just standing there looking over the fence.

Kolob Reservoir.

Canada geese.

They’re serious about their sharp curve speed recommendations here…this was going into a 180 switchback…if you were on a bike riding up the hill and took the inside apex of the corner it was probably 22-23% grade.

Immature California Condor…very much like a Turkey Vulture except almost twice the size. The captive breeding program that brought this bird back from the verge of extinction released some in AZ and they migrated up here to the Zion area.

Virgin River looking up and then downstream behind Zion River Resort where we’re parked just out of the frame and over the berm to the left. It’s really not a very big river to have carved the Zion Canyon you saw in yesterday’s post…maybe 25 yards wide and at most 18 inches deep.

A really strange tow vehicle 2 sites down from us…Ford F650…but it appears that it was modified by adding a new frame underneath the original one or maybe they just put an F650 body on top of a custom frame.

Interesting Stuff found on the net.

Meanwhile…only in Florida.

Breaking News.

Google Survey.

Cyas.

Saturday we got up early and by 0830 or so we were on the road for our 130 mile transit from Bryce Canyon City UT to Virgin UT…we headed back west on UT-12 through Red Canyon to US-89 then north to UT-20 where we turned west again. UT-20 was 23 miles or so of twisty, curvy road with a long uphill and then another long downhill as we got across the mountains to I-15. From there we turned south and after 25 miles or so we got off the freeway and filled up with DEF/topped off with 10 gallons or so of diesel…prices in Virgin are pretty high…then we went another couple of exits south and stopped by Walmart for some groceries. We specifically picked this Walmart since we had the house in tow and it had a big parking lot.

Loaded up with the groceries we needed, got turned around in the parking lot so we could get out…we had parked out of the way but a bunch of other RVs filled in around us…and another 50 miles south on I-15 before getting off on UT highways to Virgin UT.

We arrived around 2PM and got checked in to site 54 in Zion River Campground right on the Virgin River about 15 miles from the entrance to Zion National Park. We’ve got a 5 night stay and it was too hot to put out the flag…it’s over 100 degrees again like it was in Page…and after a quick shower headed off to St. George UT for Mass on Saturday evening. After Mass we stopped by our chosen destination for dinner…Stagecoach Grill…but it was closed for a private party. We sort of wondered why they would close on Saturday evening (gotta be the busiest day for a restaurant) for a party…but had to regroup and go to plan B. That was the Bit and Spur Saloon in Springdale UT right outside of the park. We had a really great dinner…Connie had fresh guacamole and chips and said it was really good. Neil had a Pork Carnitas  Burrito which came with some really great mole sauce…flavored with chili peppers, chocolate and coffee…and stuffed with black beans and rice in addition to the pork carnitas. It was huge…easily larger in diameter than a fully stuffed hotdog bun and about 8 inches long. He thought he would only eat a little but ended up eating about 3/4 of it and we’ll make an omelet out of the rest tomorrow for breakfast. Really, really good…hot but not too spicy and full of flavor. We had a couple of Wasatch Brewery Evolution Amber Ales to go along with dinner and then headed home.

Sunday we had an all day trip out to Mukuntuweap…which is a Southern Paiute word that means Straight Up Land…you probably know it more correctly as Zion National Park…but again although the Paiute word is much more apropos…it wouldn’t fit on the t-shirt. It’s a much better term for this park than Zion though…perfectly descriptive as Indian words are wont to be.

So…Zion National Park comprises about 147,000 acres in southwest UT…and again it’s part of the much larger Colorado Plateau. The good news is that it’s actually a canyon as it was carved by the Virgin River.

Car traffic is extremely limited in the park…since there is basically no parking. You park at the visitor center and take the free park shuttle to get to a total of 9 stops through the canyon…there are two other areas away from the main Zion Canyon…both are basically in the Kolob Canyon area in the northwest portion of the park but you have to drive in 2 different ways…we have those drives scheduled for Monday and Wednesday sandwiched around a hike along the Virgin River and a section of Zion Canyon named The Narrows on Tuesday. We got to the visitor center around 0830 and parked then stopped at the Human History Museum at stop 2 for the park movie (really great and better than most national park movies)…then stopped at all the stops except #5 on the way north. We got off the shuttle, wandered around and took pictures and then got back on for the next stop. Stop 5 we skipped until the way back as we were going to hike to the Lower Emerald Pool which has a waterfall.

Virgin UT where we are parked sits about about 3,800 feet and the elevation in the park ranges from 3,600 to 8,700 feet…so again it was gonna be an oxygen test, particularly combined with the heat which was 100+ even in the park by about 1100.

Zion was established as a National Monument by President Taft in 1909 and upgraded to National Park status in 1919. In 1927-1930 the Zion Mount Carmel Highway was constructed to provide road access to the eastern portion of the park…this included blasting a mile long tunnel which was the longest tunnel in the United States when it was completed. The road up to the northern of the canyon at the Temple of Sinawava was built between 1896 and 1906 and the trail up to Angel’s Landing was built in 1926.

In both Neil and Connie’s opinion…Zion Canyon has both Bryce, the Grand Canyon, and even Cedar Breaks beat…not because it’s the deepest, longest or widest canyon but more because of it’s relatively compact size. Most of the canyon is about 1,500-1,800 feet from rim to floor and at it’s widest point at the southern end it’s probably 2 miles side. As you proceed north/upstream into the canyon it continually narrows until it’s about 600 or 800 yards wide at the north end of the road and narrows even more than that as you walk northwards on the Riverside Walk and into The Narrows…more on those in a bit. I wouldn’t call it a hidden gem as everybody knows it exists…but it’s really, really impressive scenery.

Zion…as with a lot of the places in UT…was named by Mormon settlers and the biblical reference was because they thought it was close to God. The original settlers said the the grandeur of the canyon made it a natural cathedral which rivaled anything built by the hands of man.

Ok, enough blathering already…let’s get on to photos of our day.

Shots here taken from the Human History Museum at the second shuttle stop.

This arch (left center) is across the road from the museum…it’s about 200 feet long and 20 feet thick…doesn’t look it in the photo but it’s about 1.5 miles away…this is zoomed in as far as the lens would go. Connie saw it better later in the day when the sun was high enough to illuminate it…we’ll try to get a better picture later on.

The Three Patriarchs…Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob peaks…again named by the Mormon settlers.

Ok, the next section has photos of Angel’s Landing so I guess I better ‘splain that a bit.

Zion has two signature hikes…the trek up to Angel’s Landing and The Narrows…we’ll cover the latter later in the week since we didn’t go there today. Angel’s Landing is a rock on the west side of Zion Canyon that’s about 1,500 feet high. It was named Angel’s Landing by…again…the Mormons who thought it was so high that only an angel could get up to it. Looking at the photo below of the 3D casting in the visitor center you can see Zion Canyon going from SW to NE (North is at the top). Look on the east side of the canyon about half way up the photo and there’s a brown side canyon going east…ignore that canyon except for it’s the signpost. Look at about 10 o’clock from the west end of the side canyon and you’ll see a thin fin sticking out into the main canyon from the west rim…it goes up then there’s a smaller rock just to the east of the end of the fin.

The fin is Angel’s Landing and as you’ll see in a bit it’s really narrow.

Neil really, really wanted to do this hike…but it’s about 5 miles round trip, has a 1,500 foot elevation gain and loss (most of it in Walter’s Wiggles as discussed below) and starts at about 4,200 feet. Connie said…no way, I can’t do it. Neil thought he might be able to get up there…but it would be an all day hike with uncertain success given the altitude and his current state of hiking fitness…so we passed on it and just took photos from the bottom.

Even though we didn’t do the hike up to Angel’s Landing…I wanted to show you what we (and you) missed so Neil scrounged the next few images from the internet…credit for them goes to either Photos by Tanya or Joe Braun Photography.

You start at the parking lot just to the west (left) of the side canyon you ignored in the above 3D model explanation and then proceed westward along the bottom of the fin that contains Angel’s Landing. That becomes an area known as Refrigerator Canyon as it’s cooler and after a mile or so from the parking lot you get to the back end of the canyon. From there you proceed up Walter’s Wiggles…named after the first park superintendent Walter Ruesch who had the trail constructed in 1926. Walter’s Wiggles are a series of 21 switchbacks that get you up to the canyon rim and have about 800-900 of the total elevation gain. Here’s a shot of what they look like…you’re looking directly NE up the canyon rim direction and as you can see they just climb relentlessly up the sheer cliff of the canyon wall. You can’t see the fin of Angel’s Landing in this shot…it’s just out of sight to the right but you can see Scout’s Landing which is the last hurdle before the fin. 

From Scout’s Landing you then turn east and proceed out onto the fin and eventually after another 300 feet or so of elevation and 1/2 mile you get to the eastern most point on Angel’s Landing…it’s pretty narrow with 1,000+ foot drop-offs on both sides…definitely not for the faint of heart. Connie said she wouldn’t go out there even if there was a road to the top of Walter’s Wiggles.

Scout’s Landing

Heading out the fin.

And at the end of the fin at Angel’s Landing…this shot is looking north up the canyon.

And looking south…this is probably the single most famous view at Zion.

Three more shots from the Landing…looking south, east towards the parking lot at Big Bend shuttle stop, and then north.

That’s all the photos we borrowed fro the net…again credit for them goes to Tanya (sorry, no last name on the page Neil found them on) and Joe Braun. Now back to our photos.

Looking south down the canyon from Big Bend…the Landing is off to the right.

Looking west from Big Bend…The White Throne on the left, the Organ in center and the tip of Angel’s Landing behind the Organ…although it’s hard to really tell which is which in this view.

The view from another mile or two north and a bit further west in the canyon…looking south here at the Organ and farther to the right the White Throne. You can just see the base of the end of the Angel’s Landing fin on the far right.

Looking slightly to the right of the above shot…here’s the end of the Angel’s Landing fin. From here it doesn’t really look as narrow and dangerous as you can see it is from the borrowed images above. 

Neil was bummed that he didn’t have time to try this hike…he’s not sure he would have made it anyway but it would have been nice to try. Given our limited time here in Zion, the state of his hiking fitness, and the altitude and heat discretion was the better part of the decision here. 

This is at the far north end of the road…right where The Narrows starts that we’ll discuss in the next couple of posts. The canyon basically ceases to exist north of this point except for the river at the bottom of a very narrow gorge. You can see both the east and west rims of the canyon in this shot…which was taken looking up at about a 45 degree angle with the widest angle lens Neil had in the bag. Simply a breathtaking view.

On the way back south to the visitor center to pick up Big Red and head home…we stopped by the Zion Lodge shuttle stop for a hike to the Lower Emerald Pool…which promised us a nice waterfall and a deep emerald colored pool at the base. Connie got tuckered out in the heat and stopped about 3/4 of the way out to the pool (it was a 1.2 mile round trip but it was hot and uphill) and waited on Neil…she got the great shot below after she caught her breath…looking basically straight northeast up the canyon axis in this view.

I gotta tell ya…we wuz robbed…this is the promised waterfall just a bit to right of center. It must have had a whole 2 gallons a minute flowing over it…what a bust it turned out to be.

Likewise…Emerald Pool was a bust as well…nothing emerald like at all about this thing. There was something dead down in the rubble somewhere…it really smelled bad. Neil felt completely robbed by this one…all pain and no gain at all.

With that our day trip to Mukuntuweap…after the above shots Neil rejoined Connie and we really struggled with the heat getting back down to the Zion Lodge shuttle stop. After a quick Coca Cola sitting in the shade outside the lodge we got back on the shuttle…they’re not air conditioned but do have open windows on the top…but it was packed to standing room only and we steamed as we made the 30 minute trip back to the visitor center. Hopping into Big Red we fired up the A/C and headed home.

Dinner was some ham and fresh corn on the cob we got yesterday at Walmart after a shower and a rest period.

Cyas.