Happy Holidays

A Politically Correct
Christmas Greeting
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2016 AD, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishees.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Your mileage may vary. Void where prohibited. Do not remove tag on penalty of law. Sentiments expressed herein represent the opinion of the author and in no way reflect the policies or are endorsed by any employer, government agency, or political party.)


Seriously though…happy holidays to everybody from our winter home. I’m sure that all of you (well, at least some of you I guess) are having a white Christmas complete with gently falling snow, Frosty the Snowman, sleigh rides and all that jazz. Meanwhile…down here in southwest Florida we’re having to suffer through warm weather…heck, we even had to put the A/C on this week as it’s just too hot to do our preferred natural ventilation thing.


We had a nice time yesterday at midnight Mass…which is actually celebrated at 1600 here due to all of the old people that live in Florida…they have a hard time staying awake that late and don’t drive in the dark anyway. Connie’s choir had a nice concert for 30 minutes before Mass started, the church was packed, then we came home and Neil made a nice plate of linguini, Italian sausage and tomato sauce for us for dinner…pretty yum. She’s off this morning again to sing at the 0800 Mass and while she’s gone Neil will whip up a batch of Blueberry Crisp for dessert today…dinner today will be Honey Baked Ham with Neil’s mom’s brown sugar mustard sauce, baked sweet potatoes, and corn/chili casserole. We’ll wash it down with a nice bottle (well, a cheap bottle anyway…it’s Barefoot which is an Australian winery but it’s actually pretty good and only 10.49 for a 1.75 liter double size bottle) of Pinot Noir.

We had a nice FaceTime phone call with Alex, Jen and Bryan yesterday evening…so Connie got her grand baby fix for the holiday…the little guy is walking pretty much normally now and they’ve found out that babies are a lot faster than ya think once they start walking.

I can report that we have Eagle Eggs in the nest…Harriet laid 1 each on December 19 and 20 in the late afternoon. Incubation period for bald eagles is 34-36 days so we’ll expect hatching about January 24 or so. I’ll send Neil down there today or tomorrow and try to get some pictures for ya.

Everybody needs a little humor today…so here’s a couple of contributions for ya’. I have a really good one about a wrapped vacuum cleaner…but this is a PG rated blog so I had to leave it off:-)

Oh great a flat


And I know you’ve all been wondering about this for years…maybe decades even…so here’s your answer. Our great national national nightmare is over…bears do ^%#&%^#% in the woods.

Heres your answer

For our RVing friends who worry about things like low overpasses and such…no you don’t.


Merry Christmas ya’ll. Don’t ferget to watch the College Football Playoffs on New Year’s Eve…Alabama and Michigan State. Roll Tide!!.


About Gunther

The full time RV travels and experiences of Gunther the Bear and Kara the Dog…along with their human staff neil and Connie.
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1 Response to Happy Holidays

  1. seamus says:

    and now, todays TOP 10 post-xmas list…

    10- is ths all ???
    9- great… another Beavis + Butthead DVD…
    8- i have the reciept if you want to exchange it…
    7- but i thought you liked Milky Ways…
    6- the garbage runs when ???
    5- no dear, it doesn’t come with batteries…
    4- no it don’t look good on me – who picked this shirt ???
    3- cool… grinch boxers !!!
    2- it’ll shrink when you wash it”’
    and finally…
    1- is there any ham left ???

    Merry Christmas ta yall,


    p.s. – Trump just put you on the watch list…

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